"...oh, he's coming up on 18 months. It's so nice when he's asleep, you know how they are at that age. Really keeps me on my toes! Why thank you! I DO think he's got my ears. Sadly, the rest of him is a spitting image of his deadbeat dad...oh no, it's ok, it's definitely better this way. Definite...oh, he's waking up. It was nice seeing you again! Thanks for the advice, I'll be giving this cloth diaper service a call when we get home. Bye!"

Wakefulness doesn't come easily to you. A layer of haze sits on your eyes and on your brain, and the only thing you can process for a moment is a gentle bouncing. There is something in your mouth and idly you suck on it, attempting for a second to match the cadence of the bounce. You shift in your seat a bit, attempting to gather your bearings. You don't really want to, this is really nice, but something inside you is quite insistent. Your fidgeting makes you aware of a spongey, damp feeling around your bottom though this doesn't upset you as much as some part of you thinks it should. You're about to give up trying to make sense of the situation, when a voice, the same one that roused you from your nap, sings lightly down to you.

"Well, good morning, handsome! Isn't this nice? Just you and me, out and about, enjoying ourselves like we'd never had before. I KNOW you were trying your best sweetie, but I think this is better for all of us. I get to go from being your ex-girlfriend to your mommy! And you get to go from my no account boyfriend who was about to leave me for oh, what's her name to my adoring baby boy. I see your eyes widening. Is there still a bit of you in there? Well, I think it might be close to feeding time, little stinker. Let me get that diaper changed in a moment...we'll be right as rain....hehe!"

Hi! Recovering from post con downers / furaffinity downtime / WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING PEOPLE AT WORK / planning a wedding stress and wanted to put this up for you guys. It's a shorter time limit then I usually do, but I'm hoping for a quick turnaround before the weekend. Starting bid is $30, and the auction winner will have both slots. If you don't have an evil ex girlfriend to regress you, let me know, I have several. Any bipedal species, only thing that needs to remain constant is 'mommys' gender. If this is something folks like I can do a gender inverted one a bit down the line. Anywho, bidding closes at eight pm PST on Thursday, the 26th. Thanks, and happy bidding!