PCA G.L.E.E. Club Mission 2: Break and Enter
By deadpooljte23

Darius Aubtraum sits at his desk staring out wistfully into the Poke’ Combat Academy quad. He sits there, contemplating the schools status and wondering who’s to blame for his current troubles. However, this is completely irrelevant to the story. Our tale does not follow principal Aubtraum, but instead follows a small group of his students. Students with a similar mindset and one goal: to follow in the footsteps of the “missing” principal Felix Felinduce, wherever he may be. They are the PCA G.L.E.E. Club!

Mission Info
Where: Vice-principal Perjan’s Office.
When: 25 minutes after lunch, during the G.L.E.E. club’s protest against the cafeteria’s lack of vegetarian lunches
Why: To obtain the access codes for the schools new security system.
Who: Sid Callaghan (Club President, pervy-but oddly inspiring-meowth), Chuck Stein (Club VP, chunky, kind rhyperior), Bryan Lustig ( Stealth Officer, lazy, braniac abra), Stormy Softsong (Distraction Officer, altaria beauty), Kyra Raleigh ( Violence Officer, hot-headed combusken), Heist Irving (Information Officer, lucario on a mission), Mark Birch (Club Supervisor, slacker aracanine).

Sid, Chuck, Bryan and Heist appear inside of main administrative building.

Sid: Gah! I keep forgetting how weird teleporting feels.

Bryan: Well, you figure out a way to get in here that wont set the alarms off!

Heist: Guys, we have to whisper or someone will hear us.

Sid: Fine. Stupid, insubordinate…(mumbling)

Chuck: Bryan, can you sense where the codes are?

Bryan: Oh, let me just use my code finding power and find out.

Chuck: I’m sensing sarcasm.

Bryan: Well, I was having a fine day until you guys woke me for this mission.

Chuck: Ok, 1) you knew about this mission for a week, 2) we called you at one! How did we wake you?

Bryan stands there shrugging

Heist: How is it no one is in the building? Shouldn’t the security guards be busting in on us by now?

Chuck: Actually, Sid had Stormy, Kyra and Mark setup a fake protest about the school lunches and their inconsistency when it comes to vegetarian lunches. Aubtraum and his lackey’s are trying to keep the peace over there.

Sid: Fake protest? That protest is as real as can be, my friend.

Heist: Really? But why?

Sid: I’ve been a vegetarian ever since I did a bunch of shrooms last month and my cheeseburger started screaming at me.

Chuck: This is our leader.

Heist: I…I have no words to express what it is I’m feeling right now.

Bryan: Its like disappointment, fear, and nausea are having a threeway in my mind.

Sid: Anyway, I hear that they are stirring up quite a bit of trouble down there.

Chuck: I don’t he listens to a single word that we say.

Sid: So, lets get to work and find those codes. Heist go check the computer for any sort of secret files and, um, stuff of that nature. The three of us will check these drawers.

Bryan: Why can’t I probe the computer?

Sid: Because HEIST is our intel guy, and you’re our secret, ninja guy.

Bryan: But-

Heist: You heard the man. Now go do your ninja thing by those bookshelves over there.

Bryan sulks away towards the shelves of books with Sid while Chuck heads over to the desk where Heist is typing away.

Chuck: So how’s it going?

Heist:…Not well. I think I may have found the file but I need a password and I can’t figure it out. I’ve tried everything. Perjan, perjan1, perjan2, perjan37, pcaperjan, perjanrules, perjanruleZ, even perjan-sex-kitten. Nothing works!

Chuck: What was that last one?

Heist: I’d rather not say.

Chuck: You’re probably overanalyzing it. Its got to be something simple, like pca123.

Heist: Will you stop bothering me so I can work? Please?!?

Chuck: Okay…I just wanted to help.

Chuck walks away while Heist stares at the computer screen for a beat. He then gives a few quick punches into the key board and presses enter. The screen changes and Heist gives a relieved, albeit mildly annoyed look.

Heist: I’m in.

Sid: Woah! Already?

Heist: Yeah, the code kind of came to me.

Chuck: Was it pca123?

Heist:…

Chuck: That’s what I thought.

Bryan: (mumbling) I still don’t know why this guy is the information officer and I’m not.

Sid: Because you are the only one in the club who knows teleport.

Bryan: How did he hear me?

Sid: I do what I do what I do.

Chuck: So what did you find?

Heist: I have the codes that can give us access to the security feed and alarms.

Sid: Let me see them.

Sid takes a quick glance at the computer and unplugs the computer.

Heist: Why did you do that?! I wasn’t finished sending the data to our account.

Sid: Any message to our database can be traced back to us.

Heist: Oh, right. Why didn’t I remember that?

Bryan: But what about the data?

Sid points to his head with his index finger.

Sid: Its all up here.

Bryan: I don’t follow.

Chuck: Sid has photographic memory. He remembers everything that he sees when he’s not inebriated.

Bryan: But he never acts intelligent around school.

Chuck: That’s because he’s usually high. Don’t worry, he’ll be able to give us the info when he comes down from his trip.

Sid: Who’ll give us what?

Heist: Are you sure abo-

Sid: I’m kidding. Now let’s head back to the bas(RING) Oh, wait, my phone.

Bryan, Heist and Chuck stand around awkwardly as Sid speaks into the phone.

Sid: Hello…mmmhmm…really…REALLY? Well, that’s not good. What happened? Will they be alright?…Ok. Can do. Later, stormy.

The three mon stand there looking at Sid expectantly.

Bryan: Well?

Sid: Well what?

Heist: What did they say?

Sid: Nothing. I’ll tell you back at the club.

Chuck: But wha-

Sid: WAIT till we get back to the CLUB. Some stuff went down. Bryan, I need you to drop me and Chuck back at the club. Then you take Heist back to the dorms after I sober up so he can analyze some data I’ll remember…I hope.

Heist: It’s jus-

Sid: No questions. But I do have some good news. We have our vegetarian lunches. Now lets get going.

An irritated Bryan holds out his arms and in a quick burst of light, the four mon disappear as if they were never there.

To be continued…