Overly Manly Man: You call that peach fuzz a mustache?

*chops my way into Man;y Man's mustache and says* Yes, as a matter a fact I...!!

*before I can finish, the mass of hair shoves me out and regrows, cutting off further communication*

Fancy nose neighbor~

I don't always chef but when I do I watch chef and cook

Silly! I like silly.

I don't think I've ever seen a plushtache before.

even the mustache has an own mustache

xD hehe

It's time for "Crush, Meme, Destroy"

or

"The face is familiar, but the Meme escapes me."

(and just so you know, I pronounce it 'maim', so hopefully the above will make a little more sense.) Kudos to anybody that gets the above reference.

Not at first reading, but it does remind me of a very old joke:

When the monastery's bell-ringer retired, the abbot hired an armless man who did the job by head-butting the bells. One day the bell-ringer slipped, missed the bells, and fell out of the tower onto the pavement below. A passer-by asked if anyone knew the man's name. The abbot replied, "No, but his face rings a bell."

It's an homage to 'Aesop's Fables' from The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

OK, who has a mustache plush?! KIDS THESE DAYS.

Also, that watch sure is chunky.... Moto 360?

The watch was an Aspen and perfect size, though in photo i can understand how it could appear big. ^^;

Jesus Christ! That's classier then classy! You sir, are the Ultimate Sir!

Nonono...!

The ULTIMATE Sir's mustache has a mustache... and a monocle!

...and eyes! o.o;

you might want to get that checked out.... xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hle2-bGDh10

Fitting song >.>

Vid is making me change my Icon temporally. X3

Very catchy...just wish I could remember the lyrics. :)

*beep your a nose* <3

imagine: a mustache with a mustache that it mustache has a mustache that has an even estrange mustache...mustacheption

The Mustache commands that you Must Ache!

Wonderful plushie, I am jealous.