p1: WOOO GOKU!!! GREAT ASS!!! KICK THAT LOSER!! WOOO!! YOU'RE THE FASTEST AND STRONGEST!! UNBEATABLE! come on goku!! burn him alive! WOOOO!!! you rule! i fucking love you goku! you're so much better than that pathetic excuse for a loser's horse's ass tom!

p2: what's the matter pikachu?!? scared? that's right scream! WOOOO YES!! VAPORIZED!!! YOU'RE THE BEST GOKU! *throws my undies on the field with my number on them* WOOOO