(SFX: ECHO CHAMBER) "TAILS OF THE DINOSAURS!! Sars!...sars...sars...."
"Brought to you by Rusty Iron's Raptor Chow! - The whole squeezins from a keg of rusty nails in every bag!"

... :o you actually ahead with this...?? but that idea was only for a hypothetical prototype.... :o... *bear hugz* xD Regardless, it's amazing that you went through the effort of preparing this all!! I'm really excited about how this will turn out!! :D Please take photos of when it's done! :3

Since I made that picture, I've put the foam sheets on it (dinosaur-tail-shaped) and just now sewed the stretchy cloth cover which will be painted with an appropriate stripey design. If you look at my dragon'o'saur porn you'll note that I can't seem to make up my mind on what the stripes should look like. It's heavy--maybe 10 or 15 pounds--and the leverage is enough to where I'll have to add suspenders in addition to the belt just to hold it in the right position.

And I'll need one of those backup alarms EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP

Hehehe, sounds really awesome; just glad that I'm not the one who has to wear it! xP