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This ask just made me do a really silly crossover comic. <hyperblush>
Black Blutler characters ©Yana Toboso.
Black Blutler characters ©Yana Toboso.
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Once Starfox brought peace to the Lylat system, Falco chose to pursue his passion for theater. He wore pants in every single play to hide his cybernetic legs.
Between showings, he was made rich by starring in hardcore porn. He was able to outperform all competitors with his cybernetic legs and intensely conditioned body from years of barrel rolls, somersaults, and using the breaks in his Arwing.
Then came a time when Corneria was attacked again. General Pepper attempted to rally Fox McCloud and his team. Falco never showed. It wasn't until their final moments defending the battle for Corneria that Falco appeared, his Arwing painted as if it were wearing a suit and tie.
"What the fuck?!" Slippy wailed, nearly imploding the eardrums of everyone on the comm-line.
'"Now its our turn to kick some tail!" Falco fires into his mic.
The whole thing was so cheesy, Andross's forces retreated. Never to return again.
"Whew.. good thing they left. I can't hear a thing.." Fox nearly yells into his mic.
"Once again, we are in your debt Starfox!"
"What!?" Peppy yells, already half deaf due to his old age.
Falco has already picked up a hooker in his Arwing to straddle him while he cruises the stars.
"He..y..!! ..bzzt.. Don..t..brrjj.... break anything... in that Arwing!" Slippy screams, "I'm in charge.. of..... clea..ning....BBBZT!" The comm-line has fried. Likely due to some kind of fluid.
Between showings, he was made rich by starring in hardcore porn. He was able to outperform all competitors with his cybernetic legs and intensely conditioned body from years of barrel rolls, somersaults, and using the breaks in his Arwing.
Then came a time when Corneria was attacked again. General Pepper attempted to rally Fox McCloud and his team. Falco never showed. It wasn't until their final moments defending the battle for Corneria that Falco appeared, his Arwing painted as if it were wearing a suit and tie.
"What the fuck?!" Slippy wailed, nearly imploding the eardrums of everyone on the comm-line.
'"Now its our turn to kick some tail!" Falco fires into his mic.
The whole thing was so cheesy, Andross's forces retreated. Never to return again.
"Whew.. good thing they left. I can't hear a thing.." Fox nearly yells into his mic.
"Once again, we are in your debt Starfox!"
"What!?" Peppy yells, already half deaf due to his old age.
Falco has already picked up a hooker in his Arwing to straddle him while he cruises the stars.
"He..y..!! ..bzzt.. Don..t..brrjj.... break anything... in that Arwing!" Slippy screams, "I'm in charge.. of..... clea..ning....BBBZT!" The comm-line has fried. Likely due to some kind of fluid.
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