Look, I participated in that Care Bear meme

Allow me to introduce myself:
They call me Professor Coldheart
I'm cold and cruel and crafty
but wait! Here comes the best part

I'll freeze your feelings cold as ice
and chill your cares - oo, that sounds nice
So listen, here's some sound advice:

BE smart!

Don't mess with the professor!
ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy!
ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty!
ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning!
ca-ca-ca-ca-clever!

I've heard you've been complaining
There's no need to cry or whine
I'll refridgerate those feelings
Why, I've found you just in time!

My icy stare can hypnotize!
My chilling thoughts can paralyze!
I knew we'd get along right from the start!
Don't mess with the professor!

ca-ca-ca-ca-creepy!
ca-ca-ca-ca-crafty!
ca-ca-ca-ca-cunning!
ca-ca-ca-ca-clever!

COLDHEART!

DON'T MESS WITH THE PROFESSOR

COLDHAERT!!!