Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well after I got off twerk I drove to Wally-World. I saw my friend pull into his place of bidness (AutoZone) so I followed him in, chatted a little while, and bought some blinker lights since my right blinker's been on the fritz the past couple days, and visiting him reminded me of this.

Then I went to Wally World and looked around for fruit trees. I asked an employee if she knew if they had any, only to find out she didn't work there (Oops!). Eventually I found someone who *did* work there, and they told me where the fruit trees were located. I picked out 2 peach trees, a plum tree, and a pear tree, and headed home with them carefully resting in my trunk.

I opened and drank a whole bottle of whiskey and put the trees in the polaris (basiclly a golf-cart/4-wheeler hybrid). I unhitched the canoe, filled it with gas, and drove it to the work site, but not before encountering a wild mushroom! I yelled "But what does it mean!?" at it, because when tipsy I look for deeper meaning in fungus, apparently. I brought my mum's dog and she spent the entire time yapping at the shovel...For some reason, shovels have *always* triggered her! Anyway we did this in light rain, so we came home muddy and wet, and it felt super nice to get into clean, dry, warm clothes.

I goofed off online until about noon. I let the dog outside and ate a salad and took a nap.

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My frand texted me at 7 saying he got off twerk and wanted to record some Diablo III. Tht sounded fun! =D

OH SHIT! THE DOG WAS OUTSIDE THIS WHOLE TIME!

Luckily she came pretty quickly when called, so thanks for sparing me that stress, little one. <333

My frand arrived and even though we couldn't get the recording device to twerk, we still played Diablo III until 2 AM. Our characters were named Jewfeld and Gookfeld, because mild racism is hilarious to us and we are a bunch of children. We got to like level 16 in one night and I played as a Wizard, and the game was just like Gauntlet! C:

I hope everyone has an arcade-like day! <333