I was about to say 'gorilla',but I think it was the antelope.
Check out that mischievous stare.

The bed perhaps? Very cute though~

SHERLOCK YACK paces as the THREE CULPRITS stand with the very annoyed HERMIONE.

SHERLOCK
The case is simple. You all felt angry towards Hermione because of her poor review of her previous visit to this establishment, which made you the perfect suspects. [Addresses GORILLA] Gorilla, due to your immense size and strength, you could have easily squished Hermione. And because you were the new hired hand, you didn't care for Hermione's disatisfaction with your work. But the crime was done with a rolling pin too small for you to properly use. Additionally, you also likely would have just fallen on Hermione and caused considerable damage to the bed, which is untouched.

GORILLA [gruff]
Yeah, I didn't break that bed, buddy.

SHERLOCK [cont., moving onto MRS. FENNIC]
Now, Mrs. Fennic, you did show resentment towards Hermione for similar reasons as Gorilla. This would especially make sense because Hermione refused your "space technology"-crafted massager, which short-circuited. But could you have successfully flattened my colleague when you' would have been too short to successfully use this rolling pin on her? She surely would have noticed.

MRS. FENNIC makes a grunt that's somewhere between pleased that she's not guilty, and annoyed that he called her "short".

SHERLOCK [cont.]
No, the culprit had to be someone who would be able to apply the rolling pin and have resentment towards Hermione for her poor review. Isn't that right, Gazelle? [He dramatically turns and points.] For the culprit is YOU!

GAZELLE gasps. HERMIONE death glares.

SHERLOCK [cont., matter-of-factly]
You disapproved of Hermione's poor review to your establishment, after you had taken on Gorilla and Mrs. Fennic as hired help. So, taking advantage of their lackluster performance, you passed off your handiwork with a rolling pin on Hermione to shift the blame onto them, which would provide you with the perfect motivation to fire them. And get back at Hermione.

GAZELLE [angry]
Alright, I confess! I did it! I just couldn't stand it! Hermione was so unfair! It's not my fault my employees provided such poor service!

GORILLA and MRS. FENNIC glare and growl. GAZELLE breaks into a run. Seeking revenge, HERMIONE kicks the rolling pin across the floor. It rolls beneath GAZELLE's hooves and sends her crashing into a display of body lotions. SHERLOCK stands over her.

SHERLOCK
As angry as you may feel, you still deserve to be punished.

GAZELLE bears a defeated smile, as a bottle of lotion drops on her head.

CUT TO:

GAZELLE lays atop the massage bed, with MRS. FENNIC operating her aforementioned gizmo. Which proceeds to clobber GAZELLE'S backside.

MRS. FENNIC
Sowry, deah. Ay still gotta product test this thing befour we put it on the market. An' Sherlock said you'd help.

GAZELLE [defeated]
Yes, I-

GAZELLE looks up and notices GORILLA with a giant, cartoony mallet.

GORILLA
I'm testin' out a new message technique. Hope you like it, buddy.

GAZELLE's eyes widen.

Very indepth! I like :D

Thanks. I sometimes like to script out scenarios like this, on fanart pieces. Been wanting to do a take on the culprits bit, but there's not as much art for this show.

Plus, seeing Gazelle and the rolling pin made me think this was more or less the kind of plot at hand.