"I'm thinkin' somethin' lippy, but you sure wouldn't want it to kiss you.
It's Squat, has a neck like a worm, and more enough eyes.
Leathery, and mostly hairless."

I wish I could've incorporated the fact that he has a small patch of hairy spines on his back. >8( BUT HIS GIANT ASS IS IN THE WAY. *shove* Tried to get as close as I could to the desc, but he looks more wrinkly then anything. XD; Sorreh.

And bleh, you can still see some of the gray that scanned in with the picture. o.<

Trade with  proxer :B