Two big glowing orange eyes...

That's the only memory you have from last night. You've held good to your promise to lay off the rum on weeknights, but yet here it is, Wednesday morning, and things have somehow already gone sideways like a crab on a treadmill. How you woke up wearing nothing but a ballgag and a riding saddle with your sore, well-plowed ass hanging over the castle ramparts is anyone's guess. You DO live near a castle right? Oh... then you might be a long way from home. On the bright side, you probably won't have to see most of these gawking people ever again. Now if that little girl would stop that frigging crying, then maybe you could think of a way down from here...

A little late now, but perhaps a quick word of advice... Never look directly into the eyes of a cockatrice!

A quick sketch from Kiguri ( http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kiguri/ ). If you want to see some awesome lines, check out their gallery!