Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Skunk
Size 700 x 600px
File Size 181 kB
<LoL!> At first I thought you had "plausible deniability" when you were being accused of hiding in the fur.
That was until I saw "Oxnard" in the keywords.
Whoops! Ah, well, right? You were just looking to gather the fur shavings to make a new coat, right? Yeah, that's it. Always thinking environmentally. Yeah.
That was until I saw "Oxnard" in the keywords.
Whoops! Ah, well, right? You were just looking to gather the fur shavings to make a new coat, right? Yeah, that's it. Always thinking environmentally. Yeah.
Whaaaa? I um... hm. Oh! It was because.... Oxnard was the artist! Me, Nishi-Oxnard! Yes? No? Maybe? Anyone buying it? D:
And yes! :D I um... if I must admit to being there, I was just collecting the fur they're not using, so I can use it for myself! I just happened to lose all my fur too, somehow! D:
And yes! :D I um... if I must admit to being there, I was just collecting the fur they're not using, so I can use it for myself! I just happened to lose all my fur too, somehow! D:
Yes, yes! Those evil geniuses at Norelco have really stooped to a new low! Beta testing their latest, electric razors on innocent Ham-Hams in the name of male grooming is sick, I tell you, SICK!
Quick! Who knows the number for a good Ham-Lawyer? I see a case for emotional damage!
"Presenting Exhibit A! Desperate to hide his shame from the horrors the Norelco company put him through, Oxnard took to stealing fur shavings, FUR SHAVINGS from other animals! ... The prosecution rests!"
Quick! Who knows the number for a good Ham-Lawyer? I see a case for emotional damage!
"Presenting Exhibit A! Desperate to hide his shame from the horrors the Norelco company put him through, Oxnard took to stealing fur shavings, FUR SHAVINGS from other animals! ... The prosecution rests!"
I hope there'll be a time where us male hams can go out on the streets again without the worry of losing all our precious, warm fur. ;__;
They were used fur shavings too, straight off the floor! I had no choice. I just wanted to be a happy little furry ham... but now my friends don't even recognize me and none of it's my fault! ;O;
They were used fur shavings too, straight off the floor! I had no choice. I just wanted to be a happy little furry ham... but now my friends don't even recognize me and none of it's my fault! ;O;
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