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A special Superbowl Frappuchinos story with art by
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"Nice picture, Venti," Otis said, tapping the photo of a fluffed up Venti flexing and wearing nothing but a pair of shorts with a football logo. "Never figgered you for a Steeler's fan."
Venti sat in his recliner looking out the window. "It was so cold that one year, I actually grew in a winer coat. Itched like hell; I spent all winter by the fireplace."
"You happy the Steelers are goin' to be in the Superbowl?"
Venti continued to stare out the window. "Yeah, I hope they win this year. I'm so rooting for them."
"Shouldn't you be tryin' to reconcile with Damon instead?"
Venti closed his eyes, gritting his teeth. Otis silently counted to ten, then Venti spoke. "So that's why you invited yourself over."
"Venti--"
"I knew telling you was a fucking mistake." Venti looked over at the otter, eyes narrowed into slits.
"No need for the f-bomb, Venti. We're friends. I care about you."
"Then why the hell are you taking his side?"
Otis held his hands up in front of him. "Whoa, I'm not takin' his side or yours. I'm rootin' for you both."
"That little piece of--"
"Careful, Venti. I know you're angry, but don't go callin' him anythin' you're goin' to regret later."
"He breaks my heart and you're telling me about regretting things later?" Venti leaned back against his recliner, arms folded across his chest. "I can't wait to hear more."
"Venti, I love you, but you're gettin' the biggest martyr complex right now. You were so calm when you called me about what happened, but now you get mad? Now you get angry?"
"It's a slow burn, Otis. I've had a day to think about this."
"No, I think you're usin' this to get sympathy so you don't have to think about Damon's reasons for wantin' to take a break." Otis leaned forward on the recliner, hands on the armrests. "Too bad, Venti. You should've called Adrian if you wanted a yes man today."
"Please leave before I really do say something I'll regret," Venti said cooly.
"Before I go, Venti...I love you, but Damon loves you more. Think about it."
"I...yeah, sure."
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"Nice picture, Venti," Otis said, tapping the photo of a fluffed up Venti flexing and wearing nothing but a pair of shorts with a football logo. "Never figgered you for a Steeler's fan."
Venti sat in his recliner looking out the window. "It was so cold that one year, I actually grew in a winer coat. Itched like hell; I spent all winter by the fireplace."
"You happy the Steelers are goin' to be in the Superbowl?"
Venti continued to stare out the window. "Yeah, I hope they win this year. I'm so rooting for them."
"Shouldn't you be tryin' to reconcile with Damon instead?"
Venti closed his eyes, gritting his teeth. Otis silently counted to ten, then Venti spoke. "So that's why you invited yourself over."
"Venti--"
"I knew telling you was a fucking mistake." Venti looked over at the otter, eyes narrowed into slits.
"No need for the f-bomb, Venti. We're friends. I care about you."
"Then why the hell are you taking his side?"
Otis held his hands up in front of him. "Whoa, I'm not takin' his side or yours. I'm rootin' for you both."
"That little piece of--"
"Careful, Venti. I know you're angry, but don't go callin' him anythin' you're goin' to regret later."
"He breaks my heart and you're telling me about regretting things later?" Venti leaned back against his recliner, arms folded across his chest. "I can't wait to hear more."
"Venti, I love you, but you're gettin' the biggest martyr complex right now. You were so calm when you called me about what happened, but now you get mad? Now you get angry?"
"It's a slow burn, Otis. I've had a day to think about this."
"No, I think you're usin' this to get sympathy so you don't have to think about Damon's reasons for wantin' to take a break." Otis leaned forward on the recliner, hands on the armrests. "Too bad, Venti. You should've called Adrian if you wanted a yes man today."
"Please leave before I really do say something I'll regret," Venti said cooly.
"Before I go, Venti...I love you, but Damon loves you more. Think about it."
"I...yeah, sure."
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