One of my earlier memories. I sat in a circle on a brightly colored mat as you do in preschool. This was after lunch, and being a preschooler, I had likely accumulated a lot of taste around the rim of my mouth. As I dexterously used my tongue to clean this yum from my face, my BFF (who to this day swears he does not remember this) sitting opposite me raised his hand.

"Teacher! Kyle (THAT'S MY NAME IRL OKAY GET OVER IT! >:C) is sticking his tongue out at me!"

"Kyle, don't stick your tongue out at people."

"-but i didnt-..." I said in that stupid little kid mumbly voice.

I WAS UNFAIRLY ACCUSED OF CHILDHOOD HIGH CRIMES, DAMN IT!