Two more rascally bolds for sale today. Look at 'em. They look like feisty ones, so while it's your business what you do with 'em when you buy em, be careful!

So, this auction will conclude at 12:00 AM PST on 3/26! Every bid within the last hour will extend the bid by 15 minutes. Place your bids below, starting at one dollar. Minimum bid of $1, too. Yadda yadda, standard adoptable stuff!

Oh yeah, and their sex is totally up for you to decide. Plus those aren't their real names, those are just what we called them when we caught them stealing shit.