Hey noodle, what did you do yesterday?

I pulled a dub from 8 AM to midnight, then when I got off twerk I drank some white zinfandel with me mum. I was treading dangerous territory since she was already liquored up, and there were a few emotional land-mines thrown throughout the fields of discussion, but I powered through, spoke to her from a position of commandment, and ignored her attempts to dig holes to trap me in.

Also I got some tasty wine! Possibly my new flavor.