"Your techniques are getting rusty, young disciple. Can't even steal a loaf of bread without being caught!"

"But master--"

"NO BUTTS! Except for the one I will kick if you don't perfect your techniques! Do well today and I may just let you partake in my next buffet."

"*groan*....fine."


 Rakashama and myself discussed how funny it would be if I trained him in the ways of ninja stealing food. He needs a lot of work!