This won't end well :P

oh dear =w= I remember my first teleport mishap...it was absolutely awful =w=

Ah dude I know!
Talk about a sore subject..

not only did I get the dreaded pitch black charred look, but I also crashed through a wall leading to the women's side of the hot springs. talk about embarrassing.

Ugh geez! Sounds awful!
I ended up halfway teleporting.
So only half my body showed. I was able to mend back together after locating my other half. Through teleporting again! Sucked. Took a few tries but I think I'm all me now.
Ended up finding my other half in the home of elderly nudist.
Needless to say it didn't end well there. But I eventually made a deal and we went our separate ways content.. enough.
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Terrible..
Don't ever try to teleport in water.

yeah, teleportation is not the stablest of skills >w>;

But it's fun when your drunk! :p