Why do I get the feeling that Aunty is going to eat the Delinquents?

Someone's going to get et.

Lies and betrayal. Silly Becky, you either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain. Time for Fight Club, Boggy.

How the mighty have fallen!

There are angry drunks. Becky is a vengeful drunk.

She's different when she drinks.

Ain't we all?

such truth

My aunt is suffering from early onset senility and occasionally things come out from her youth. Judging from a few sentences here and there and my mom's panicked shushing, I'm pretty sure they used to do things like this in their teens and 20's: get drunk and beat up girls/women they didn't like, and using sex to manipulate guys into handing out beatings.

And I know for fact that my mom used to convince men she was going to sleep with them to get them back to her place... and then make them move furniture. O.O This is a dark, dark path, Becky. A path that will traumatize your kids one day.

Your family is really... interesting!

Thank you for putting it so gently, Agouti. You are the second most diplomatic zombie bilby-cat I have ever met via text!

Also, Becky's unicorns are going to be staring so judgmentally at her tomorrow.

Also also, if Bogmoggy didn't already know where Becky sleeps, she does now. Should've used Red's house, Becks!