Not quite...in my attempts at coming up with a rationale for one of the "Padawannabes," I discovered a race called the Shard, sentient crystals who can be installed into droid bodies...and their organization, the Iron Knights. Long story short, some Shards are Force-sensitive (inorganic midi-chlorians?), and a slightly whacko Jedi Master taught them the way of the Jedi, which they apparently took to like ducks to water. The Jedi Council naturally freaked, and excommunicated all the Shard Jedi and their Master; unlike past dimwittery of the kind, however, this time it didn't blow up in their face. The Iron Knights decided, rather than fall to the Dark Side and become Jedi haters, they'd instead bide their time, follow the path of the Light Side, and wait for the chance to prove their worth, which would come decades later when a startled yet pleased Luke Skywalker would find them, ready and willing to join his Jedi Academy and fight against the Yuzhan Vong invasion...which is, of course, another story.
THIS Shard, however, being a mere 5 or 6 thousand years old (practically a baby!), was full of youthful idealism and bold plans. She (Shard are genderless, but tend to lean towards one or the other, due to interactions with the humans who found them) would PROVE the Shard were Jedi material by disguising her droid shell as an organic biped, joining the order as a Padawan, and, once she attained the rank of Master, revealing to the Council she was a Shard all along!
...yeah. Nobody ever said being a near-ageless crystalline alien made you a genius.
Unable to figure out why the Jedi Temple guards kept turning her away at the gates, no matter how many times she'd switch disguises, Upari (all Iron Knights name themselves after lightsaber crystals), after her latest disguise failure, ends up tagging along with the washout girls previously posted as they go to drown their sorrows in pitchers of lum, thereby narrowly avoiding the black-robed figure and his battalion of clone troopers marching up the stairs to the temple behind them...
When the girls accidentally out themselves as "Jedi" trying to save an actual (fallen) Jedi from clone troopers and bounty hunters, they barely manage to escape with their lives; Upari, however, ends up sacrificing her disguise and much of her droid shell in the escape, revealing her true nature to the others. Later, with the help of the Twi'lek greasemonkey from a few posts back, Tahmb Oya, she replaces some of her lost parts with ones salvaged from the Separatist battle droids (this will probably still just be a transitory form for her, as she and Tahmb will probably be constantly tinkering with her body).
...you can probably guess which of the previous girls is Upari just by looking at her. Oh, well.
THIS Shard, however, being a mere 5 or 6 thousand years old (practically a baby!), was full of youthful idealism and bold plans. She (Shard are genderless, but tend to lean towards one or the other, due to interactions with the humans who found them) would PROVE the Shard were Jedi material by disguising her droid shell as an organic biped, joining the order as a Padawan, and, once she attained the rank of Master, revealing to the Council she was a Shard all along!
...yeah. Nobody ever said being a near-ageless crystalline alien made you a genius.
Unable to figure out why the Jedi Temple guards kept turning her away at the gates, no matter how many times she'd switch disguises, Upari (all Iron Knights name themselves after lightsaber crystals), after her latest disguise failure, ends up tagging along with the washout girls previously posted as they go to drown their sorrows in pitchers of lum, thereby narrowly avoiding the black-robed figure and his battalion of clone troopers marching up the stairs to the temple behind them...
When the girls accidentally out themselves as "Jedi" trying to save an actual (fallen) Jedi from clone troopers and bounty hunters, they barely manage to escape with their lives; Upari, however, ends up sacrificing her disguise and much of her droid shell in the escape, revealing her true nature to the others. Later, with the help of the Twi'lek greasemonkey from a few posts back, Tahmb Oya, she replaces some of her lost parts with ones salvaged from the Separatist battle droids (this will probably still just be a transitory form for her, as she and Tahmb will probably be constantly tinkering with her body).
...you can probably guess which of the previous girls is Upari just by looking at her. Oh, well.
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Maizy inspired this little droid-cutie, to be sure. And her right arm is the blaster-arm of a B-2 Super Battle Droid, and her left is that of a B-1 Battle Droid... one of those scrawny duck-billed clankers that can't do anything except be scrapped in large numbers and make children giggle with lots of idiot one-liners.
Right on the latter, but the former is from a droid-flyer...a bunch attacked the temple during Order 66, but they apparently served during the final days of the Clone Wars, which is why I decided to use it. I mean, c'mon, attatched blaster AND retractable vibroblade? Score!
My second-favorite (or more like 1.5th favrorite) old SW character was R-U1-2, aka "Rudy," a lazy, larcenous, ill-mannered, possibly homicidal R2 unit with an experimental back-up memory core resistant to memory wipes and a body made of astromech droid parts. He used to wheel through crowds using his utility arm to pick pockets; my referee thought the idea was so funny, he allowed it. Rudy also tried to murder R2-D2 once; he was the droid behind Artoo outside the Royal starship in Episode 1 who got blasted off the wing after he tried to push him in to the laserfire that took out the first few droids.
I was actually thinking of bringing Rudy back for this possible story and have him hang out with the Gungan delinquent.
I was actually thinking of bringing Rudy back for this possible story and have him hang out with the Gungan delinquent.
Mine is E7-T3, Who was part of a colony ship mission to another galaxy that depart before the Cloen wars, so combat droids weren't outlawed- And E7 was a credit to his aggressive creed, proving ridiculously lethal against the "Miscreants" (His word for pretty much anyone who wasn't explicitly an ally), and arguably one of my most deadly characters in any RPG I've ever been in- the dice were on fire whenever he was in combat- his secondary use as a Co-Pilot proved equally lethal- frequently out-damaging the pilot when it came to attacking enemy ships (Ironically enough, his only failures to pilot checks occurred when he *wasn't* try to kill people, rather, like, *land* the craft.)
Funny thing, he was very polite, even genteel, its just that in his mind there was only three kinds of people: those you protect, those you shoot, and those you shoot later.
Funny thing, he was very polite, even genteel, its just that in his mind there was only three kinds of people: those you protect, those you shoot, and those you shoot later.
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