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Let's split up and search.

That's five words...

Objection! Let's is a contraction.

HOLD IT! "It's" is infarct a contraction, but contractions are generally considered as a single word made of two words.

Don't know a Phoenix Wright reference, but a single word made of two words is either a portmanteau or a compound word, depending on if it is shortened or not. A contraction is still two words, as the two words are still used with their separate meanings. Without one or the other the whole sentence structure changes, whereas in compound and portmanteaus, this is not the case.

Are we actually supposed to write a six words horror story?

Lemme try.

The monster hasn't come out yet

Did you leave the door open?

Kayne West is now your lover.

Kayne West Sarah Palin is now your lover.

He's been infected, get out now!

The new president is Donald Trump.

I'm president, I have a vagina

We are all out of ass.

GIBE TATOS STUPID COLONIAL BLACK MAN

Upon awakening, he bathed in blood.

Alternatively:
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Cut them all into disposable parts

that's my best thought xD

Guys, there are no more Reeses.

Wet willies give you uncontrollable sneezes.

You never got out of bed.

Turn your head and Cough!

And then a Skeleton popped out

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway

I cried out, but nobody came...

And now for something a little different...

Nope. I lied. Go help this settlement.

I am pregnant, and it's yours.

The threats came from your computer.

Wasn't that window closed before now?

Here is your new Windows 10

"Here...he's smiling in this one."

They never learned WHO WAS PHONE?!

that shithead sent me to a level 59 supermutant pit.

Abandoned cottage sex is the best.

You will get horny NEVER more

The darkness will claim all, RUN!

there's something alive under your bed