Oh, my...here's hoping for enlightenment!

I'm gonna capture me a Gideon. </Hicks>

lolz XD

for some reason, mbe partly that act about the gideons, mbe also the whole smoking-oral-fixation thing ^_^

hehehe, in any case GJ Gid, your art rulez, specially the naughtiness, lolz XP
-Drake

"...thing... reminds me of Bill Hicks when I think of Gideon"...

ROFL, forgot to finish meh sentence O.o

Hmm, do those 120 new images include the ones you did for Clubstripes?

that AND those that do not get posted publicly ^_^ A lil bit of each.

Hmm, ok.

Well, there is also a great deal of past art that has appeared only on CDs that will be in this collection CD, but if you are a member of CS you have seen a pretty large amount of my new works. I try to put a decent amount of material on the CDs that do not get on the CS site as well. ^_^

Hmm, how much are your sketchbook sketches btw?

For FC, I mean.

I charge $40 for pencils, fraid I do not do color, since well, is all on the puter. ^_^

*wonders if this could be related to  segremores Fetish Bible*

...

LMAO! *does his bill hicks impression* Who the fuck are the gideons?...I'm gonna capture one....I'm gonna make that my hobby..."Room service, I don't seem to have a bible in my room *shifty eyes*"

This is pretty rad. xD I'll be sure to pick one up from ya,as well as chit chat and what not. :)

Pffft. You think YOU'RE going to hell? Get in line. You didn't draw Christ furiously masturbating and then plaster it online.

And you did? If so, I wanna see. o.o

One slightly industrial lookin' masturbatin' savior comin' right up: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1659326/

masturbatin savior? I like how you worded that. xD
omg thats funnily awesome. D:

What can I say? I have a ... unique way with words sometimes. *Bows*

Wow... will I be urged to change my faith?

i can only wonder...my art commission from FWA wont be on this will it? O_o

hehe Fraid not. ^_^

okays^^ *is happier it isnt...anti social batty issues lol*

But... everyone needs their sexy Kuntos porn. It should be right on the front cover.

actually there is nothing pornographic abuot it :D

Oh, I don't blame you for hiding it then. I mean, no one wants to admit to getting CLEAN art from Gideon. ;D

lol, but he does much better clean art than pronz imho, no offense to the grand gideon ;)

*smiles* But that's where you're wrong. Simply being part anthro, vampire bat is already porn for me, even without any naughty bits being shown. A sexy smile with a flash of fangs, is all it takes to get me to melt like warm butter into a pool of desire. ;)

you flatter me so ;) *does the geisha fanning gesture*

*Murrs at the posing.*

XD

Ten commandments:

1) Thou shalt have balls the size of coconuts.

2) Thine devine instrument shalt be thrice thine arm's length.

3) Thou shalt smoke.

4) Thou shalt have boobies large enough to crush cars.

5) Thou shalt have nipples like soda cans.

6) Thou shalt have lips like a thousand bees have taken personal offense at thee.

7) All men shalt be homosexual.

8) Thou shalt strike a homoerotic pose twine daily.

9) Forbidden is the female, all must bear a devine instrument twice that of the most verile man.

10) Though shalt climax seed greater than the most terrible flood.

how would you like your shiny internet wrapped?

With win.

*wraps it with sparkly win and presents it* Your internet <3

Hee~

I'd like to thank Dragoneer, my Momma and Elvis.

If #7 and #9 rules applied in RL, the entire earth would die off in a generation or sooner.

Possibly, yes.

XD I wish I could afford this new religion

At last a valuable bible

I absolutely love it! Any chance it'll be available through the nets at some point for those of us unable to trek out West?

I will make sure Clubstripes store does get ahold of it soon, I will of course announce when that happens!

Thanks, I totally missed that. If I can find a way to make it down to FWA I 'll look for you!

So, apparently I missed the part about Clubstripes. My apologies, I'll get it later.

Can I buy a copy even if I'm not going to FC? :)

are you goign to FCN? : O

Great to see everything's still going well for you, Gideon (at least I hope so, what with you being able to put out such a big CD and all). I hope it does well. If you are going to hell I guess we'll all see you there.

Coincidentally, I'm sure there must be some kind of irony with this involving Gideon being a biblical name, but I can't for the life of me put my finger on it.

I hope you don't mind me asking, but since you mentioned making it available at other conventions, are you planning to go anywhere else besides FWA this year?

Thou shalt have no Gideons before you?

I wanna "read" this bible! XD

XD If only those little things in hotels has what this one has...

Everyone would take them then. :P

you'll notice (I did) that they say on the cover "placed by the Gideons"

They don't post furry porn on FA, so I've never really been curious to know who they are.

shouldnt it rather say "may cause rupture"

That's cool. I'd love to get one when they get online. Wonder how much they'd be though?

Wow, you try to be as offensive as possible, huh? Putting kiddy porn inside something stolen from the most famous group of Bible distributors in the world, I'm amazed this doesn't infringe on some copyright.

Kitty porn?

Warning: Gideon Bible may cause rapture. Gideon Bible may also cause eruption from the genitalia area.

That's... sacrelicious.

I agree.

Oh noes.... :(

i love it

Take that, Left Behind!

I guess a bit of a wait is in order, but it looks worth it! See you in the Sixth Circle. X3

gunna be doing $1 badges again? lol those were epic, until some bastard stole the idea XP

It's OK, others can certainly do things to make money, but THE ORIGINAL $1 badges are still the best ^__^

oh man. I'm sad I can't go, but I will buy one afterward. That is SO awesome.

Today we will be reading from the book of Cox in the bible of gideon.

This reminds me of that pic DrakeFenwick did. There was a gideon bible in there... I think

I foresee that you are going to get some angry emails by some idiots who pic this us thinking its a real Gideon Bible.

That or the Gideon Fellowship will sue you. >.>

*pick this up.

I actually think that would be quite funny.... :D

I didn't say I wouldn't laugh. This would be awesome funny.

My point exactly! XD

Yay! I don't have to worry about not going to the con to get a CD! ^^

DO WANT.

I won't be able to go to FC, but I'll buy it as soon as it's available online. :3

So, this is a comprehensive archive of everything Gideon? :D I likes me the sound of that!

Heh Guess I will see ya again in March Gideon. Yeah I'll probably get the CD. might try to get a commishy as well if thats available. talk to ya laters!

I hope I can get one then! how much will it be? I'll probably stop by with my sketch book so you can finish a half sketch in there *chuckles*

If you are going to hell....I'll save you a seat. I'm sure I'll get there first. :0)

uh oh

That is an awesome cover! XD

I love you, and I want to have your babies XD

I love the cover and it sounds awesome, Gideon. I won't be at FC, but do you have a ball-park price for what it might cost when you get it up onto Clubstripes?

I don't often buy CDs of artwork. After all, there are millions of free images out there, why pay money to look at a computer screen when you can get something real for it?

This, however, might be one of the few exceptions to the rule. Along with Adam Wan's CD, and undoubtedly something from Blotch someday. >.>

Forgot to mention: You are witty as hell.

"but hey, it'll be warm, and I'm gonna know people there."

BLAAHH lolololol =] AWsome XD
.

Great to see you will be making FWA this year! I'll cruise by your table this time around, and perhaps we might have time to swap some sketches. I'll be hiding in Artist Alley, myself.

I wondered if this is where you got your name from... heh. X3

You sould bring a small nightstand and sell them out of the drawer :D

that's funny!
anyway you'd get way bored by all the goodie two and three shoes on a cloud playin' harps all day. You'll get raped in hell by huge cocks then be made to have gay sex all day long as the focal point of a 1000 man orgy... kinda sounds like a different heaven doesn't it?

Id almost consider going to church, " And then Gideon said to his people, let there be cock tongues, And there was much rejoice!"

Its an awesome way to stand out in hell though! :D

I think there should be one of those in EVERY hotel room. Haha

Hmmm... I see a copyright violation suit by the printers of the real Gideon Bible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gideons_Bible
Over a freely-distributed, not-for-profit book? Think about it.

They still have a copyright on the name, and its also the fact that someone juuuussst might see this and confuse it with the real thing.

If someone confuses a CD for a book, they need to get their eyes checked.

Nobody can copyright a title. Titles alone are not covered by copyright law. Besides, the title on the cover of the Bible distributed by the Gideons is..."Holy Bible." Not "The Gideon Bible."

And it's going to be hard to prove anyone can believably mistake a CD in a DVD case for a book.

No worries Gideon - if your art is the gate to hell, then at least I'll be happy to keep you company there

I may be interested in purchasing a copy, for myself and girlfriend ( muir), if you have any left after the convention.

May Cause Rapture. x3

Every single CD? Every bit of nekkie yummy (and sometimes strange) ness that you've comed up with year after year?

Hell yeah, I need to get one.

I can't recall, did i show you this one?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/780717/

Hahahahahaha.
I love this.
XD

Might a curious dracopine and his mate inquire as to the going price at FC?

May cause Rupture? What? :P

This so needs to be incorporated into a sticker. :D

oh dear... xD

Rocky raccoon collapsed in his room, only to find Gideon's Bible. Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt, to help with good Rocky's revival!

Darn, you beat me to it!

Heh, honestly, I'm surprised that with all the comments before mine, someone hadn't yet beaten me! X3

Gah.. wish I was going, I'd so pick that up from you, even with already having some of your disc's, I just really like your style (not just the hugeness often displayed =p )

I still need to get a scanner to send you that lovely piece you did in my sketchbook =@_@=

what comedian is it that says "i've never seen a Gideon but thier bibles are in hotels across the country"

and bah... i say "if you believe in something enough to DIE for it, you DAMN WELL better be able to laugh at it!" ...tho, i'm not sure this classifies as laughing... >.> well...i'm laughing at least...so...

How much is one?

im not going to FC though i live in SoCal....

Ya know odly enough there is a group that hands out small versions of the new testament and they are called Gideon's.

You'll definitely see me there (currently near DC waiting for the inauguration.

where can i buy one? i want it O_O

Tee hee, never made that connection. A fleet of little old bald men in suits showed up at our college representing the Gideons and handed out bibles to everyone. You had to go past them to get into the cafeteria.

I was wondering how long it was going to take you to get around to that pun!

For calling a porn CD a bible, or for drawing homo-sex'ul animal boys with ginormous dicks?

May cause Rapture...lol!

Well, Gideon IS a name from the Bible. A judge's name, I think.

At least the rest of us can continue to pester cool people down there.

lol awsome

I gotta get me a couple of these :) just a damn shane I can't make FC. Ah well.....

more like warning may cause halucinations, I saw this and I'm still hallucinating, it feels WEIRD AND I DON'T LIKE IT... mAKE THE ROOM STOP SPINNING MAN!!!


this is not even a joke it wont fucking stop and it making it strange to type.

I'd grab one if I could, really. But I have no transport, and no money. *sigh* Oh well, I'll just admire you from here, kay?

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wow... furry fame causes vanity much?

Heheh...no, trust me, it's mostly just a joke I been hearing just bout every con, so, decided to give it a shot. Anyone knows me will tell ya, definitely not a vain guy, just doin muh art and pokin a bit o fun is all. ^_^

Why would you go to hell for claiming to have a collection of what makes up your... whatever it is in there? ^^

I would be more worried if you claimed that inside was a way of life for those who bought it, or that since you had one, it made you into a god... THEN I wouldn't want to see you anymore. :P

i bet that gods gonna met u at the pearly gates, just to let u in to cielo personally.

It's no Piss Christ, but on the other hand it's just as likely to make certain heads explode - and a lot more likely to end up in the Special CDs shelf.

Ahh, the joke we've all been thinking of for years has finally come around.

YAYS!!! I'll definitely be picking one of these up after presenting to you some cider and sushi. XD

OMG!!!! I so wish I could go to the FC but there's huge thing in my way to get there and its called the atlantic ocean!! v_v

wait... it is in the US isn't it? cuz I'm in the UK.... damn it.

aren't we all?

will it be available outside the cons? unfortunate as it is, i cant afford god know how much for a transatlantic flight, hotels and however much the con itself is.

i doubt i could afford any of those things on their own... certainly not the first two.

If you're going to hell I do know a good furry conductor for this train , and I most certainly don't mind being along for the ride acting as a brake man if needed. congrats on the work coming out so great, here's hoping this year treats ya kind!

Oh I hope this doesn't cost too much.

i love you.. and whe you get to hell you get a fere blowjob jsut for this

At least it's warm down there.

Do want, but I won't be at the con. I hope you sell out though, and have lots of fun Gideon!

see you there

you sir, are amazing!

Will there be spare ones for those who are so unlucky of not living in the USA? Like me for example ^^;

so it is a picture bible then? goodie, I like pictures

"Warning: May cause rapture"

I laughed SO hard and long when I read that :D

Will it be available at AC this year? c:

And He said let there be porn...and it was good...judging by the stains, it was very good. :P Least I can get it elsewhere since school will prevent me from any con until May x.x

Bought it, Love it and I havn't even put it in my computer yet ^_^~. I have to say, I'm extremely excited to see what I've missed since your joining of Stripes. One funny thing to note though; at the hotel I was staying at during FC, there was a Holy Bible in my dresser with the words "Placed By The Gideons" on the cover. So apparently you already have a following. One question remains though. Is Jesus a Horse or a Fox O-o?

LMAO you make it sound like your the only one going *nuges* x9 That's awesome dude!

If i fav this, will I go to hell too?

Will you sell it on EF, too?

I'd sell my soul for that. *nods sagaciously*

AMEN....

Yep, just as good as I thought it would be. The commentary on your pieces alone was worth the price!

Blasphemy is a victimless crime, so no worries! |D

No, seriously,
this made me laugh xD

And I'm a Christian.


XDD

according to Paul McCartney, this was placed by u to aid in Rocky Raccoons revival. Id say poor Rocky bled to death very confused..

Here's to Rapture!! Too bad Andrew Ryan is DEAD.

Sorry, horrible joking aside, Gideon, I freaking love you.

Well you sure are going to have a lot of company,where may I get one at

Your not the only one. Im going to hell too. 8D

Gratz man,

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vid.....red-Dimensions

Dammit, I thought I was going to be the first to see it...

I wonder if he did it on purpose

LOL

Rocky Raccoon- Beatles White Album

You cant go to hell silly. Hell requires that theres a god :)
Youll be just fine darling