328 – Lady X, A Painted Jezebel


Lady X, A Painted Jezebel was a renowned war chief for the Weepers, right hand to Sir Reginald Burlap. Lady X, A Painted Jezebel began life as a barnacle, but ran away from home at the age of 2 to join the Weepers after her governess tried to feed her cod liver oil. She was instrumental in the rise of the Weepers, helping to transform that swarm into one of the dominant political factions in the ever-shifting Garbagetown urchin landscape. She openly defied the Garbage Council in 1926, when Urchin Judges called for a cease punch between the Skunktop Highrollers and the Deadly Mambos, winning the attention of the Weepers swarmlord. Lady X, A Painted Jezebel is one of only three identified members of the Spanish Conundrum, the conspiracy that dethroned Swarmlord Pizza Dan the Pizza Man of the Broken Noses. She is Reinhoffer-Ootz type #34D: Deep Biter.