323 – Pickles for Dinner

Formerly an acolyte of the Unseen Mother who Watches Over Us All, Pickles for Dinner was excommunicated following a blasphemous public spectacle only described in the minutes of his trial as “irregular.” The intended target of the Dapper Lads during one of their few non-accidental summonings, Pickles for Dinner momentarily escaped his surely gruesome fate by fleeing into the Virginia badlands, where he survived on pinecones and dirt clots before eventually succumbing to rabbit starvation in 1926. He is Reinhoffer-Ootz type #10A: Skinny Bitch.

Very little is known about urchin religion, but scholars have identified at least seven distinct urchin faiths:

The Church of the Unseen Mother Who Watches Over Us All
The Cult of Rapscallius
The Insect God
The Acolytes of His Holiness Pious Innocent Norvegicus the Rat Pope aka Roman Ratholicism
The Cats who Walk Alone Together
Locket Worship
The Shatterhand Heresy