The back of her shorts say "Booty"

EGADS! Pirate Reiko is ready to blunder Chrissy's booty. XD

They say a girl should always dress up
For the job she wants.
So why's she dressed up like a pirate in that restaurant?
Is it because some hacker stole her identity
And now she's in there every evening serving chowder and iced tea?

She shoulda gone to [copyrighted name].com,
She coulda seen that coming at her like an atom bomb.
They'd have monitored her credit
And sent her e-mail alerts,
So she wouldn't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.







.....I'm sorry.

lol she even has the hook XD

I want to be on her crew.