This... makes me confused and hungry.

My job is done.

My good friend in high school used to "have" a cat that we all affectionately referred to as sushi cat. Every morning he would break into my friend's house through an open window and beg everyone for food. Of course, we gave it to him, because you can't say no to a stray cat! It was only a few years later that sushi cat was not actually a cat, but a 40 year old homeless man with six fingers on his right hand. You can imagine the shock we were in!

xD Most random post ever! I love it :p