Pokecast 13: The First Rule About G.L.E.E. Club…
By Deadpooljte23

Chuck: Hello, welcome to Pokecast, your PCA podcast, located in scenic Poke-Combat Academy, Viridian City, right on the edge of insanity. I’m your hefty and lovable rhyperior, Chuck Stein…

Ash: And I’m the hoter-than-thou flareon, Ashley McCallaghan. With us today are two of the Members from team Hissatsu, Maple Brownhorn and Kenji Watanabe. Guys, audience. Audience, guys.

Maple: I’m so excited to be here! I love your show. Our team listens to it all the time, right Kenji?

Kenji:…I thought you said we were going to hang out at the movies? I see no movie here.

Maple: Er, well, I listen to it all the time.

Ash: That’s really cool of you. We’re glad to get as many listeners as we ca-

Maple: So when is the weird stuff going to start? I love the weird stuff that happens every week.

Ash: Well, its not really a planned thing. It more spontane-

Maple: Wow, I didn’t know this is what your dorm looked like. Its kind of messy. How can you walk in here with all this stuff on the floor?

Ash: Yeah, Chuck and Casper are alw-

Maple: Did you guys see that one movie recently? You know with that guy, and the girl, who liked each other but-

Ash: Stop interrupting me! Sheesh, what is wrong with you? You seemed so relaxed yesterday.

Chuck: Ash, maybe you should calm down.

Ash: Oh no, you are NOT taking her side.

Chuck: I’m not taking anybodies side.

Kenji: There are no sides. She just had a battle with this airhead from team, um, H.A.M.M.E.R. This grimer girl, Makenzie or whatever.

Chuck: How long has she been like this?

Kenji: A couple of hours.

Ash: Ugh. Should we just not do the podcast?

Maple: No, please! I’ll be good.

Ash: Promise?

Maple: I pinky swear.

Chuck: Whoah. Pinky square. This is getting serious.

Ash: Chuck, please just shut up for a second and just look pretty, okay?

Chuck: Yes dear.

Kenji: I thought that the two of you were dating.

Ash and Chuck: We are!

Kenji: Then why are you fighting?

Chuck: I don’t think we shou-

Maple: Tell us.

Chuck: H-hey, you promised us you would stop that.

Maple: I promised I would stop interrupting Ash. I didn’t say anything about you.

Ash: Thanks for the help.

Maple: No prob. Girl power!

Kenji: Seriously, why are you guys fighting?

Chuck: Why do you care?

Kenji: I’m a generally nice guy. I hate seeing couples that don’t get along.

Chuck: Its not that we don’t get along.

Ash: Normally we’re inseparable.

Chuck: I love Ashley. Its just-

Ash: Its just Mr. Stein here has been hanging out with my brother a lot lately and wont tell me why.

Chuck: And I keep telling you that we’ve started up the school’s new G.L.E.E. club.

Ash: Likely story.

Kenji: He’s not lying.

Ash: Like hell he’s not. I know when Chuck lies. He’s really bad at it. There is no G.L.E.E. club.

Maple: Actually, there is. You’re brother is Sid right?

Ash: Yeah…

Kenji: He’s been handing out flyers in the quad since school ended. I have one with me.

Ash:…So there is a glee club? Chuck wasn’t lying?

Chuck: I wasn’t lying.

Ash: Oh…Chuckie, I’m sor-

Maple: Its really not nice for you to distrust your boyfriend like that. A good relationship is built on a foundation of trus-GACK!

Kenji: Arceus! You knocked her out.

Ash: She kept interrupting me. But she’s right. I’m sorry for not paying believing you, Chuckie.

Chuckie, er, Chuck: Its alright. I understand why you would be doubtful.

Kenji: Its weird though.

Chuck: What’s weird?

Kenji: Well, looking at that guy, Sid. He doesn’t look like the sort of guy to start up a glee club after all the stuff that’s been going down. Am I wrong about him.

Ash: No, you’re on the nose with that. Sid hates everything that the principal stands for. I can’t think of any reason that he would start a glee club, especially after the uniform crap.

Chuck: You’re both saying it wrong.

Ash: Saying what wrong.

Chuck: G.L.E.E. club.

Kenji: How are we saying it wrong?

Chuck: You guys said glee club. We started a G.L.E.E. club.

Ash: I don’t here a difference.

Chuck: Its subtle.

Ash: I’m a little confused as to what this glee club is about. What exactly is it that you do?

Chuck: Oh, you know, we think of ways to reach out to our community and better our school.

Ash: Really? Is Aubtraum funding this?

Chuck: Every penny. He loves the idea.

Ash: Huh. After hearing your reaction about how you couldn’t wear your grandfather’s military jacket, I thought you will challenge the big cheese to the fight himself.

Chuck: Oh, trust me, getting back at Aubtraum is the farthest thing from my mind now that I have the G.L.E.E. club. In fact, you guys should join. It’ll be a fun experience.

Ash: A school sanctioned club? Blegh. I’ll pass.

Kenji: Maybe. I’ll have to learn more about it. Is there anyway to et more information?

Chuck: Sure. Just come to our first meeting tonight. In fact, each person that attend PCA and is listening to this particular podcast should attend tonights meeting.

Ash: Chuck, baby, can we end this stupid podcast entry now? I’m tired and for some reason I’m still a little angry at you. I’m going to sleep my angry off.

Chuck: Can do. Well everyone, that’s pokecast for this week. I’m Chuck…

Kenji: I’m Kenji…

Ash: I’m Ashle-

Maple: And I’m Maple.

Ash: Rah! Why wont you stay down?!

Kenji: So are there any rule to glee club?

Chuck: G.L.E.E. club. And the first rule about G.L.E.E. club is that you do not talk about G.L.E.E. club. The second rule…

END

Chuck was about to say the second rule about the GLEE club, but Sid ninjad his way into the room through the window and knocked him out because he was talking about the GLEE club!

Hells yeah!

Heh. Once again hilarious.

CHUCKIE!!
And I wonder how you pronounce G.L.E.E., is it the same way you pronounce caps when you say "The Club"?

Its not said differently, it just has a different inflection. If your saying G.L.E.E. club, othe G.L.E.E. club members will know.