I need to give him a name.

Hmm. Surely a geek can name a geek, so---

First person to integrate quantity a squared minus b squared times x squared raised to negative one-half with respect to x--

OR

First person to tell me the common name, systematic name and chemical formula for the drug that Dr. Gregory House from the television medical drama "House" takes for the pain in his leg--

--gets to name him, and a free giftart for the trouble you went through.