My girlfriend said I should do a kids book. I said that I've been working on a few things, but it's been hard since everything that had happened. She said it should be you and I having adventures as little kids. I said how little. She said she wanted little kangaroo stickers running across the waist band of her diaper. I said, so a baby snow leopard? And she said, no, a new character. What about a kangaroo? I asked if she was on a kangaroo kick. She proceeded to rear back on her tail and kick me into tomorrow.

SO THIS HAPPENED.

Reilly and Roo, stealing all your cookies. And your hearts. But mostly your cookies.