I will help!
We just need to turn you into a kobold. Or... maybe a skunk!
Or some kind of monster! O..O

i never got the fandom's obsession with skunks, honestly

like i guess some people just formed really strong attachments to loony tunes? because a lot of the skunk-lust seems to be from older members the newblood that's coming in now don't seem to have even any knowledge of what skunks are

back in the old days it was all zig-zags and sabrinas but now it's all

well i guess it ISN'T all sergals nowadays that's more like 2010 or something

what even is the hip new thing

I want to say Red Pandas. It just seems like there is more of them now. And I am okay with that because they are so cute.

red pandas feel like a 2008 thing to me honestly i unno

i deffo do not keep my ear low enough to the fandom to really hear what kind of paws/hooves are on the march

kobolds are a mini fad now I have understood.
Not a big deal but sort of happening?
I was a kobold about a year before it started up but now I'm just another one of many. argh. ; >

I don't know... I like cows personally. : > Cows, Dragons, and Bears. (And kobolds!)
But I think skunks are neat and pretty cute, personally.

The fandom goes through phases, I remember sharks were kind of an obsession recently.

oh yeah, the sharks with weird furless canine ears right everyone had those

Cinderblocks with ears and a tail glued to them. Customize and collect them all?

oh.

But deer are cute!

it is so distressing to be a deer tho you have no idea

Well that sucks! What would you rather be? ::)

a deer

Hehe you like being distressed?

no!

I am so confused. XD

me too :C

I'm sorry!

Sure being a deer is a problem for you, but it's definitely not a problem for the carnovarchy.

maybe if there was no carnovarchy being a deer wouldn't be so distressing...

Lets be honest carnovarchy or no carnovarchy being a deer will always be fundamentally distressing.

see, this one gets it

No one can help you now. I'm afraid your condition is terminal.

terminally cervine

LoL. New pun level unlocked!

wait where's the pun

Just how is one expected to help in the case of being a deer?

helpppp

I'm sorry, but I can't help you, I'm a horse.

it's all so frightening isn't it

Don't be silly you're not a deer you're a tree.

what :C

Lookit all those leaves! You must be a tree. Purely coincidence that you're deer-shaped. Pareidolia, that's it!

that's my magic forest livery ok it just means i'm magic it's like how deer with hunting vests on are pets

Oh dear.

meeehhh

could be worse.

you could be a goat.

god

goats are the worst it's true

and here I was thinking you were a boat all this time :c

help

hello i am here to help

i am good at hoarding and eating

none of those are helpful here :c

it really depends what your life goals are I think

I'll help! Just look into my bright headlights...

no! i won't fall for your town magic