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Still Version You can gawk over any street and see insufferable style choices like pouched purses, beaded whiskers and yarn-bombed antler racks. If these gaudy methods of self-expressed individualism aren't dreadful enough for you, now we have tech to fulfill the same purpose.
What reason is there to opt into the new 'species-friendly' touch sensitivity models? Until recently tablet screens just read the warmth of your skin. Those among the luckless droves being pandered to are adequate enough at navigating with the joints of curled fingers.
Hoofer tablets are nothing but a downgrade, fulfilling the demands of the laziest among us living with a disadvantaged sensory aptitude. They'd pick up a gnat's landing, turning a casual request of an evening encounter into an excursion of explanations to your friends and family as to why you texted them all pictures of yourself blushing in the nude.
How noble of us to yield so charitably to the needy. 'Tis the season I suppose.
Category Flash / All
Species Cervine (Other)
Size 1000 x 750px
File Size 9.12 MB
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