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"You may have heard the legends before: a terrifying demon who kidnaps children from their beds before either devouring them or dragging them to hell. Well, I am here to tell you that you have been misinformed. I do no such thing. I do not eat children; in fact, I /love/ children. Which is why, when I hear about certain things, like an orphanage administrator skimping on food and blankets for the children under her care in order to line her own pockets, I tend to become a little angry."