sandypants 's meme

Lots of material and a look into my future. Lets go down the list

1: When I was born I was destined to be a devil rocker!

3: A little tyke who was very deceiving. I was angry! GRR!!!

6: Basically I was less angry and more attentive to my surroundings, or soon to be kingdom

12: As my aged doubled yet again, I took up the hobby of murder

15: Was an epic age! I HAS FACIAL HAIR NOW!!!!

18: I gave up murdering and went to heartbreaking as I grew hornier!

25: First look into the FUTURE!!!!! Basically I decide to go metal entirely and even start my horn growing

30: I begin my world domination and become more agitated when I can't get it right away. Mere mortal armies are not satisfying

40: Finally the world is mine, but just before I can enjoy my spoils I feel the effects of my multiple self decapitations from my more wilder years. Unfortunately my head is removed permanently and the only way to stay alive is accept my devil form. (Hence the glowy eyes)

55: My horns shall grow more since my devil form is a common, I grow eyebrows! OMG I didnt even know I had any till age 53

69: My face begins to look like Nicodemus, but alas my scrawny neck can't support my stitches anymore, thus I will be doomed to hold my head in my hands for the rest of my life.

80: I shrivel, my army falls, being devilly is failing, enough said

99: I die (that piece of shriveled white is my body)

120-ever!!!: Fear not my minions! For I shall remain in hell dancing with the Memons for eternity!


Alas tis a cruel fate but I dare not change it cuz it ROCKS!!!!