So um.
happy 2009 guys.

I didn't even make it three hours into the new year before putting myself in the emergency room!
=D

FIRST BIZARRE INJURY OF THE NEW YEAR:

I went to a giant newyears party with my boyfriend, Cardo.
After the countdown and fireworks , my mom picked us up and took us to Denny's.
(omg it was so fun)
After the meal, my mom said she needed to go to the bathroom, and she gave my boyfriend money to pay the bill.
And I MEANT to say, "The register's on the way, why cant you just walk by and PAY before you go to the bathroom?"
But it ended out like this: "Why cant you just pay while you go to the bathroom?"
and everyone lol'd and I lol'd and went to like shove my face in my arms cause i was laughing

but i had ordered a shake.
and the spoon was in the empty cup, handle out, and I SLAMMED MY FACE DOWN RIGHT ON THAT EFFINGSPOON AND IT WENT IN MY EYE.

And i turned away, holding my face and cursing like "oh my god that was stupid owowow you dumbass ow owow"
and Cardo looked at me and said "what happened?"
and i said "i slammed my eye on that goddamn spoon owww"
and he asked "you hit you face? can i see it are you ok?"
and at this point i thought i was crying cause it hurt, and i felt stuff running down my face, so i uncovered it and looked at him and asked "Is it bleeding?"
and he nearly crapped his pants.
There was blood like pouring out of my eye and he just said "Ohhhhh my god oh my god." And I saw blood clouding my vision so I grabbed a napkin and covered it and im like "....is anyone looking?
"no. oh my god. oh my god. ohmygod."
"Ok im going to go to the bathroom dont make a scene."

So after the chaos we went to the emergency room and Cardo was so supportive and calm, I was freaking out and he's sitting there holding me and comforting me like "its not that bad, calm down. Normie's gonna be fine. c:"
and I kept trying to shake it off my making jokes like "So cardo, you dig chicks with eyepatches?"
and yeah.
it didnt hurt a lot, it was just scary.
I was so scared i nearly puked liek three times in the car, and I almost fainted while I was checking it out in the bathroom.


so we got there, to doctors had a good laugh, and THANKFULLY i just stabbed my lid and bruised my eyeball a little bit.
and they gave me some gluestuff to put on it.

It's all bruised and puffy now but uh.

I SURVIVED A SPOON ATTACK, GUYS.


HAPPY FREEKIN' NEW YEARS, AMIRIGHT?