Meet Danny Houser

Danny (almost never called Daniel) is a hyena dork. Most of his friends, especially Jackie, know him as a dude who stays indoors all day making funny faces online. Some say- one day- he was so easily amused, his laughter made his smile stick to his face! He met Simon and Samson when he did a high-dive front-flip into the community pool, and the two of them told him that his trick was “mad rad, bro.” His big hobbies are buying and selling things through the tubernet, swimming, and general exercise. His guilty pleasures are designer clothing and eating really bad ice-cream.

When not at home, he’s generally working for the community pool, or hanging out with Jackie. Some say they’re dating. Jackie doesn’t seem to know if they were ever dating. Danny usually doesn’t remember. Both being fans of physical activity and working out, they tend to hang out together a lot!