I fell in love with this song, you all know it by now. Its used EVERYWHERE, or used to be for you old cats!

I decided to make my own version of this critter and I fell in love with his design. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1ZH0Ke92A

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head

Sheb Wooley - The Purple People Eater

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I want to eventually make him a fursuit, because I go to a rally where all the old school listen to this, a Mini Rally (The car, duh.) And this is usually played by the local band in the clubhouse, so I want to storm in with this and dance to it and get this kids involved. Lol. Dumb idea, huh? Plus I think he would be fun to play at meets and cons and re-introduce this song into the fandom, annoy people with my semi-helium voice (I can do it on command, shh...no helium needed!)

Because i'm a shortass, this character would suit me just fine. Lol. <3