Poor scared Marneaux needed to learn how to go out in public more, and stop being such a scaredy Crux. So he was to start by going to a nice restaurant in the open air, with nice waitresses who wear bikinis.
So he sat in the booth, and when the waitress asked what he would like to drink, he asked what drink is simple. The waitress suggested that patrons often ordered a soda if they were not going to go for the hard drinks, so she brought the order of soda to Marneaux.
Marneaux expected something very simple, but has apparently never encountered something like this before. The soda was making sounds, and bubbles moved around in the fluid. Marneaux immediately freaked out. O.o