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RAFFLE TIME! Pick your own pallet adopt!
Eyyyy~ I'm bored and have nothing better to do, so I'm going to hold a weekend raffle! The raffle will end at noon, GMT+1 on monday, that's..76 hours from the time of posting this!
If you win you'll get to choose this babe's colors and some minor markings! :3 (You can also ask for a hermification, if that's what boats your float~)
How do you join?
-watch me~
-Comment here saying you'd like to join
Each entrant gets one ticket!
You can, however, earn a second ticket/number if you tell me a joke that makes me laugh in your comment!
Happy Raffles~ I'll probably do more of these if this one goes well :3
If you win you'll get to choose this babe's colors and some minor markings! :3 (You can also ask for a hermification, if that's what boats your float~)
How do you join?
-watch me~
-Comment here saying you'd like to join
Each entrant gets one ticket!
You can, however, earn a second ticket/number if you tell me a joke that makes me laugh in your comment!
Happy Raffles~ I'll probably do more of these if this one goes well :3
Category Contests / General Furry Art
Species Lion
Size 1280 x 1276px
File Size 141.1 kB
Listed in Folders
Can I join this one too? Hm...another good joke is needed! Best one I had on the spot:
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer pain of child birth to the Father. He asks If it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer pain of child birth to the Father. He asks If it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
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