and his constantly trying to convince others that he is a good guy (when his family is most certainly.....not)
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"Look, so a few girls at the new lady's academy go missing every semester, but who cares? Before the Fox family came along we didn't have an academy for girls, let alone one that was so lavishly funded and free for all girls! Sure a few girls disappear, but three fourths of the students are peasants anyways taking advantage of the free tuition. Hah, I'd like you to find one other noble who'd make such a generous offer. Twice the number that disappear would likely die of disease or an accident on their family's farm out in the countryside anyways. It's not something to get worked up about."
-The town's mayor as he's very obviously being sucked off by one of the best and the brightest from Fox Academy under his desk.
-The town's mayor as he's very obviously being sucked off by one of the best and the brightest from Fox Academy under his desk.
Alternate response:
"Of course the Fox family is evil, that's like saying water is wet. But there's evil and then there's evil. Yes they kidnap and reduce girls to sexual slavery, but no one's actually sacrificed to dark gods, they're just pervs. They do it to a few boys too. Look, we have to deal with a fresh cult popping up trying to end the world or start a necromantic plague or turn everyone into living machines or something else every other week. You haven't already forgotten the idiot who was doing his best to turn all the masonry in town into cheese last week, have you? Meanwhile the Foxes build civic projects, support the art and health spending, every member of age has stood on the wall as battle casters at least once to defend the city from some...idiot who stared into the abyss for too long. And then there's the rehabilitation work they do in our prisons turning the convicts and drunks into productive members of society! There's evil and there's evil and honestly, I'll take the merely sinister kind of evil that just wants to make a bit of cash and get their dick wet compared to the loons I normally have to deal with. And don't get me started with the adventurers! There's just not enough cash, not enough men, not enough political will, and not enough hours in the day."
-The captain of the city watch as he's obviously getting sucked off under his desk by a former thief "rehabilitated" into a teen girl.
"Of course the Fox family is evil, that's like saying water is wet. But there's evil and then there's evil. Yes they kidnap and reduce girls to sexual slavery, but no one's actually sacrificed to dark gods, they're just pervs. They do it to a few boys too. Look, we have to deal with a fresh cult popping up trying to end the world or start a necromantic plague or turn everyone into living machines or something else every other week. You haven't already forgotten the idiot who was doing his best to turn all the masonry in town into cheese last week, have you? Meanwhile the Foxes build civic projects, support the art and health spending, every member of age has stood on the wall as battle casters at least once to defend the city from some...idiot who stared into the abyss for too long. And then there's the rehabilitation work they do in our prisons turning the convicts and drunks into productive members of society! There's evil and there's evil and honestly, I'll take the merely sinister kind of evil that just wants to make a bit of cash and get their dick wet compared to the loons I normally have to deal with. And don't get me started with the adventurers! There's just not enough cash, not enough men, not enough political will, and not enough hours in the day."
-The captain of the city watch as he's obviously getting sucked off under his desk by a former thief "rehabilitated" into a teen girl.
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