Ok so I was at the local bulk item discounter and I found these rather frenchly produced dog toys. The one in the middle reminded me of and they were cheap so I bought it.

Vitamin Water bottle for scale.

They Squeak.

Did I really spend 8 bucks on dogtoys when I don't currently have a dog?.. Yes. The monkey and cow are going to a rottweiler and a poodle, both friends pets.. The monkey goes to the rottweiler because it scares me more.

Also I took them out of the package so I could place them in my roommates room while he was sleeping. He actually hit me with them because of it. He is actually scared of the monkey.

They do squeak when you hit people with them.