This is purely wanking; bragging that I've gotten this far in old-timey masochism freeware game I Wanna Be The Guy. I've also got 4 out of 6 of the hidden items and am going to get those too when I get to them. Wish me luck, crazy people watching me! I'm gonna be the guy!

Note: The playtime and deaths are inaccurate; the Clown Copter gave me a heap of headaches, so I turned it off and came back to it later, leaving some of the playtime and the deaths unrecorded. I also hear the death count glitches, but OVER ONE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND deaths seems accurate, plus the aforementioned deaths on the Clown Copter.