Unto us 2 the preaching gryphon has bestowed the commandments of our faith

1. Thou Shalt not Steal, Kill or be a dick
2. Thou Shalt not eat at Denny's
3. Thou shalt not keep a job for longer than it takes to pay to get to the next convention
4, Thou shalt not forsake thy video-games
5. Thou shalt always be confused by cartons and pudding
6. Thou shalt never challenge a German to a drinking contest
7. Thou shalt not ask what the fox says
8, 9 & 10. When in doubt: Drama!