Captian Douchebag is a method actor and a somewhat well known film star from Hollyweird, who has a penchant for histrionics and heroic poses. He is a complete and total douchebag both on and off the set. To him, life is one big act and everyone else is a terrible actor except for him.

He was formerly known as Sylvester Stallion until he one day adopted an alter ego of Captain Douchebag to use his method acting skills to become a superhero for his next big film. His acting skills give him the uncanny ability to convince people that he is a superhero, for which he demands payment for his services. After all, they had the honor and privilege of being saved by Captain Douchebag. What can be greater than that?

Here we see him improving the 'To be or not to be' soliloquy from Shakespeare's Hamlet, because only he can create better prose than the great playwright himself. This character is about as arrogant and self-centered as they come and is part of Panda Winfree's league of super bad guys. He frequently lectures and critiques Captain Freeagle's superhero prowess while in battle and has a penchant for terrible one liners.

- The Desert Fox