not yo shoes they 2 big

They do not even fit.

Are you coming on ot me ?!

WHAT? NO.

Debbie Downer the dog

Something like that.

Queens? You're in New York?
Thats neat.


Ahhh dog ninjas .... I hate most ninjas. And dogs. SO IT WORKS.

I LIKE BOTH DOGS AND NINJAS.

I LIKED NINJAS BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT, MAN.

I love Tenchu .. those games.


But ninja's have become like .. Dragon Ball Z fighters.

But they're not!

They're sneaky and kill you in the shadows.

Real ninja's .. not popular media ninajs .. Those are Dragon ball Z fighters.

And there are always hundreds of them waiting to kill you, but it usually only takes about two or three hits to kill them.

Bah, nonsense! Dogs too can be ninjas, after all.
Nobody suspects the dog!

They can be, but some dogs just cannot make the cut.

Waitasecond, HOW'D HE PACK THAT PIPE WITHOUT THUMBS!

HE DIDN'T.

IT'S A BUBBLE PIPE.

OOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

caps

BUSTIN' SOME CAPSLOCK.

FEEL THE POWA

UNF.

What are you doing smoking that pipe you are a dog You're not a sophisticate. That isnt even tobacco dammit.

LOL.

Can't even lift the damn sword.

It's very heavy.

Not a ninja sword.

Why is that dog using a bubble pipe?

Because he thinks he's people.

hahahahahahaaaaaaa

DAMN DOGS, NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

I KNOW.

I TELL MY DOG TO CLEAN MY ROOM AND HE JUST STARES AT ME.

WHAT THE FUCK.

NEVER EVER

EVER.

... but apparently, they can smoke pipes rather well.

Naturally.

Ninja dogs? Absurd! Next we'll be hearing about tigers in outer space!

SPACE TIGERS.

THEY DON'T BELONG IN SPACE THEY CAN'T EVEN BREATHE THERE.

OR CAN THEY?

This is unintentional reality. Shiba Inu and Akita dogs think they're so fucking ninja, but they're really just floppy nerds wish they had opposable thumbs so they could fashion face masks out of sweatshirts.

At the animal shelter, they always try fake ass Nalutoe tricks to get out of taking a bath or going inside.

Maybe 1 in a million will ever kidnap the president, and that's being generous.

Ha ha ha, oh wow.

Tooie: Aww! I'd let him try anyways. ^_^

No try.

Only do.