About the bent over waitress with the big rack... that's what I'm thinking of >.>

"I'd hit that!"

He actually doesn't look that aroused, more like he's thinking about something that's interesting only if you're completely bored (or sauced). Something like:

"Huh. That waitress's dress matches my gloves. 'Magine that."

"I'd like her to clean MY bar!"

...that was my guess over at deviantArt, too! LMAO

pretty much what i thought, maybe phrased a little different though

Wonder if I can put this on my tab...

"why the hell do i have bandage on my nose...man I'm too drunk to remember"

I think it's from a booby trap injury.

"With all the hairspray she uses to keep those curls in place...god her carbon footprint must be HUGE!!"

....I MEAN....

"I gots me a beer. Yum."

hehe

"Too drunk too think of something witty, so I'm just gonna say I wanna take a bite of bacon...BURP."

"Hmmm I'd like her to clean my bar."

or

"Damn I want to tap that ass."

"why do i look like sonic the hedgehog?"

Seconded

"Come on, my mighty lust limb can transport you to paradise, to ecstacy and back. No other man will ever be able to satisfy you again."

"I'd hit it like a ShunGokuSatsu. 15 times with the lights out."

"I wonder what kind of wood polish she uses, because my rumpus room is looking so drab these days."

Shred is thinking about having sex with her...
Where's my prize?

I think you have to think of something witty for him to think of to get a prize. ^_^;

"...wow"

"Damn, beer's getting warm."

"I like the view, but I need a refill."

"Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on..."

"Maybe if I stand really still, they won't notice me watching."

"id like to slather her in butter and cook that bacon...mmmm..."

or

"....gawd i hope that fart i just made doesnt smell....."

he will never learn! XD

Oh God it's Mahoshi from Tenchi, run!!!!

Mahoshi is a cute and beautiful woman! Why would anyone fear her? I would always be by her side. Its Aiaka and Washou you need to watch out.

Mahoshi was also a bit of a klutz, too. ^_^

But a damn cute klutz.

True dat.

"And a dirty Shred is a happy Shred..."

"Whoa... She'z got two ashessez? That'sh AMAZIN'!!!"

Shred: Hmmm I wonder....what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow...?"

OR

Shred: Her eyes are green right?....no...blue....Hazel? Aww, hell, I'm just gonna paper bag it anyway.

OR

Shred: ...Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of twelve?

"Shred: ...Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of twelve?"

because some people like to eat the hot dog buns with no hot dogs...?

"I wonder if she's wearin' panties under that skirt?"

"Why do I feel like having some pork butt right now?"

Hooray. Bar drama!

Shreds thought: I would make a comment about that but not in the mood.

"I don't see Norm or Cliff, but Woody is definitely here..."

\o/ WINNAH!!!

Seconded! XD

"What was I thinking about?"

"Why is my picture hanging in this bar again?"

Couldn't resist saying that xD

"Wonder if she makes house calls"

*Happy thoughts* =3

.oO(I bet she'd like to 'clean my bar')

"Please don't see the stain under my table. "
"Please don't see the stain under my table. "
"Please don't see the stain under my table. "
"PLEASE don't see the stain under my table! "

Uhm...uh...well, whatever he's thinking about, I can't guess...still cool though. ^ ^;

I think I drank too much, that brush is starting to look good to me

"Wow, are those countertops Honey-Oak? That's just fine."

Those room is spinning. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I don't know about a clean bar, but she could polish my knob"

Ham

"just glad i won the bet"

"he that laughs loudest, laughs at himself. damn i'm deep when i'm drunk"

"wow, nice view. I just wish I was sober enough to appreciate it more"

LOL I can see the Enorma Ray VS Toppy Bunny Poster in the BG

Ya know, that's exactly what i thought was in Shred's head..

He definitely has the glazed over look of someone who has had a few to drink. XD

"GAWD, i must know where she gets her hair done"

"If I install the flux compensator the other way around, then I should be able to travel to the future!"

to be the angry god wanting to HIT THAT

There are so many ways, this can be taken...

I know another "bar" she can clean and make happy.

"Can a guy not oogle in peace?...." *Swift glance to Lenora* "Sigh"

"i can't believe i just lost the game..."

"Hmmmm I need to pick up some milk"

"HERE COMES SHRED TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYYYYY, WITH MY HUGE PIPEWRENCH I'M GONNA SLAYYYYYYYYY. Yeah that would be my theme music. should write that down"

"Booty Butt Booty Butt Booty Butt Cheeks ! Booty Butt Booty Butt Booty Butt Cheeks !"

A bar mirror over there would be perfect

Shred's probably looking at her thinking something like, "Beer's piss, but I don't care."

"Dammit, now she thinks I'm perving on her. I was just thinking that beeswax she's using is getting a really nice finish on that worktop."

"I would look sooo good in that outfit..."

"I wonder what kind of soap that is."

OK. Two ones.

1: "Wow. So much jiggleage... So *THAT'S* what 'perpetual motion' looks like!"

2: "YOu know... I don't know why she even bothers. Every time she scrubs forwards she leaves breast-prints on the table."

"Bacon, bacon, me like bacon, let me butter your rolls..."

"If I told you what was on my mind, Pandora, then it WOULDN'T be a clean bar!"

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/.....ee14fe2wk2.gif

"Maybe its just me, but he ass has gotten bigger, and I LIKE it!"

"hmmmmmmmmmm BLT"

.oO(if a train leaves east from berlin traveling at 30 km an hour, and a second train...)

"I hope my fart doesn't smell"

"By the time we're through she's gonna need to clean the bar again"

ITT more messy love making B|

"And thats the real reason i blow houses down."

"Little pig, little pig, let me in!"

*knot*

Port chops

"I want to be a bar.... sigh"

"...Cool. Handlebars."

XD

The addition of the poster on the left top hand corner is very very!

Shred: "Uh-huh... clean yet obscene, I know what you mean."

Or...

Shred: "Bacon got back!"

...who do I know in town that can post bail for me....?

"Hmm... I think I see a keg that needs tapping..."

wonderful picture x3
they are so sexy OwO

"The cake is a lie..."

"... Guuh What color are her eyes... Does she even have eyes? Mayve shes a modest Cyclops Pig Woman?"

Shred: 'Heh...her hand movement has improved. That Scrub Brush is lucky...

"Hrm... I bet she's what Mrs. Clean looks like..."

"I'd love to see her clean my 'bar'" :P

"I wonder if I can flick a peanut into her buttock cleavage?"

"...did I leave the microwave on?"

He's not thinking anything. This picture's complete.

Pork chop sammiches

Suzy, don't forget your sammiches!

"-sniggers- Every time she scrubs her butt jiggles..."

"<insert obligatory suggestive thought here>"

I'm not gonna think of what's he thinking.

Looks like he's thinking. "I wish she'd stop glaring at me. I haven't even done anything...... yet."

Well, the way I see it is 1) Shred is just about drunk enough to stop but not drunk enough to know it so his mental processes are about 5 secs slower than his mouth.
2) We know that Shred, while a bit of a "wolf" is still a nice guy behind that wrench so, without thinking, he says something like.
"I'm thinking about how lucky I am to have such beautiful women as friends. And you even let me do my drinking here."

Then his brain catches up to his mouth, take about 8 secs to process what he just said and decide if Lenora is mad, glad, or going to kick him out. That part I leave to you....:)

Seeing her moving from behind-
*looksh like cool blue waves gently lapping at the golden arches of heaven...damn I wish I had a pen..."

Got a bit more poetic this time.

"But last night you were a very dirty girl, hehe..."

"Just that I really love a clean bar..."

Nice pic there 'Nuff Fuck nice, this is a GRAVY pic right here man. And ya poured it all on! :D Everything looks nice and tight. Love the squish on her tits and frilly dress as well as those thick lovely blonde locks. Great detailing for the bar in the background too! :)

"Id hit it so hard the next person to pull me out of it would be crowned the king of England"

"That reminds me... I need to fix my garage door opener."

Shred: "Did I leave the lights on in the kitchen?" :P

I believe the answer is:

* Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Can't Roll without Sound. That's my motto anyway.

Wonder if she cleans rods, too...

"She Can Clean My Bar Any Time"
Or something along that line

He's got that blissful look of not thinking, just taking in the spectacle :p

"Stick it in the pooper."

"Sudenly , tantacles .... aaawww yeeaaah"

(A beer, a nice view, my day's complete)

"...'n' some bread, too...*mumble*...*mumble*..."

"I'd shure hope she can clean laundry too when I'm done..."

"Hmm Jack or Drambui?"

2
FINE
CHRISTMAS
HAMS....

He's thinking about his bar tab. :)

Shred ( Back and forth, and going in circles, that's the way I like it --3)

"A clean rod is a happy rod..."

"She sure didn't mind making a mess out of my bed last night"

"Booze and women...now all I need is for her to nip slip from all that bouncing and I can die a happy man!"

"Cock goes in, cock goes out...cock goes in, cock goes out..."

"Ok ok...gotta concentrate...pass out onto the buns, not the floor this time..."

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Shes thinking. If i bend over just right and scrub hard enough to some wiggle, ill get his attention for sure. * blush just keep scrubbin girl * blush*

Hes likely thinkin. Mmm I could watch that wiggle all night in my bedroom. If only Sqeak would scrub like that;>

Me id just say damn I'd definitely tap that. She could scrub me clean for along long time bercause I'm such a dirty old wolf.

"Must Pound that Cleaning Piggy..." XD

Shred: It would be SO easy to take advantage...

Forget cleaning the bar...lemme sweep yer chimney...

"You + her + me = holy shit..."

"That ass is CLEAN! Totally BAR none!"

mmmmmmmmmm baccon

Hmm..he's thinking: "Oh what a ass she has. I must have her!".

A bit more booze and I’d hit that

"i can see down her top in that mirror"
or
"am i seeing dudble?... or do i see twins!, Gawd please let it be twins"

its Obvious, He thinks that his car needs new tires

"Did I leave the stove on?"

*hammer hitting a nail*

Actually, that's not a "fill in the blank" thought bubble. That's REALLY what's on his mind.

-Shred- A little to the left....alil more....THERE!...GOD! finally that dirt spot is gone.

obviously he is thinking dickbutt

Shred: I'm Porkin' that Ham

Shred's like: "Wait. I'm thinking? I didn't realize, I was just staring."

"dat, ASS. I must have it... I just need to get rid of my other booty calls. Still backed up till July"

I'd like her to clean MY bar sometime

"I want to make BACON" !!!!

"What happened to Captain Bob's steering wheel?"

"Why isnt she topping my drink -_-"

i cant stop looking at her behind <3

HUH sorry i can't think at the moment.I to drunk right now come back later.

"Hm...her hair's made outta twisty bread... BURP."

I know what he is thinking

hmmhmm...i am going to Get some of that tonight -looks at the Girl's ass-

"I want to ask for peanuts and hot sauce, but I'm too stiff and drunk to even walk. O-Okay, one foot in front of the other- no wait, fuck it."

"She's like a good steak--tender loins."

Two simple words

"DAT ASS"

he's probably thinking she missed a spot...

im not sure if someone already made that joke, far too many comments to wade through. >_>

Shred you dog, Good Work ^^

Shred: "Not you, thats for sure"

"I'm thinking that if you get the camara we could make a quick bundle"

"What AM I thinking about anyway? Oh wait...."

I got a bar she can clean...giggidy

"I think she just RAISED the 'bar' for me..."