What exactly happened on your adventure to the King of Briefs's lair?

It was an intrepid journey, to find the King of Briefs. Legend had it, he had thousands, if not millions of undies as far as one could see. If you tried a different pair for every waking hour, you wouldn’t even have reached a fifth of his amazing hoard. We both wanted some new undies, both hip, comfy, fashionable and sexy to wear, so my co-adventurer and I ventured forth to enter his cave.
Fortunately the King was taking an afternoon nap and we dashed in and were amazed by the mountains of briefs. Not wasting a second, we dived in and searched for only the best kinds, all of them were made of such smooth material and the design was so sleek and current. She herself found some really good tighty whities and had at least 10 of them in her hands.
Alas, we both chatted a tad bit too loudly and woke the great King himself. Us both were levitated into the air helpless before the magic underwear king. He knew robbers like us would intrude, and payment for being spared…was for us to give our undies. she declined and wanted to protect her dignity, saying it was too much. Thus the King tore our clothes off and proceeded to strip us.
You can tell what happened next