UNF.

HOLYSHIT...

DO WANT HIS BOOTS.

YES. THEY WERE EPIC.

You can never have them! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Just spray paint your own boots

lol....I love you metalwolf :P

Why don't you marry me?

Oh, that's right, they passed Prop 8 in California.

we could always go to massachusetts ;3

*gets down one one knee and presents you with an Onion Ring*

Would you marry me?

:D only if I get to eat the ring

Then how will we show our undying devotion.

>.>
<.<
buttsex

Well, it's up to you. I don't have a tail hole so I don't have a say.

XD

I'm checking out the ass in the bg... because yours seems to be busy at the moment.

I'm still the most promising eye-candy in the pic.

Even with the forcible entry.

wtf? lol

wtf?

You didn't know 75% of the fandom was fruity?

More like 90%.. D:

Furs are so fucking gay that even straight furs are 28% bi.

Truth, you speak it.

o.o
im 100% straight

We'll see about that

O.O
NUUUUUUUUUUUU
FEMALE ORGANS ARE A BLACK ABYSS OF DEATH!

oh yeah, i DEFINATELY know how fruity the fandom is, but just...... i dont know how to interperet this XD

read between the lines.

oh no! Teh rape!

My ass will be under construction for a week.

then put up "ass out of order" on your ass X3

"pardon our dust"

that would work too X3

We aren't really an item.

He just rapes me whenever I bend over or spread my legs.

OMG I love that ^-^

What? Him using me like a sex toy?

...or that fantastic leather bench of splayed out across.

It's the bench. That color red's a killer.

I think it's more of a burgundy.


...yeah, I'm queer enough to know the difference.

Must be the differences in color that my monitor has compared to real life for me..

...And I totally don't judge for simple stuff like that.

...Or anything, really.

I judge everyone for everything.

What a shame. :c

I just judged you for that.

You're a premature ejaculator, aren't you.

Not really.

Now you're wishy-washy.

OMFG you have to ask of course the bench but more so the guy laying on it and the guy laying on him ^-^

Yeah, Stark is adorable.

...and unlike me, he doesn't smell like feet.

Whats wrong with foot smell? wait..what?

You ever smelled a ripe fursuiter.

No i cant say that i have

Oh dear.

Oh my

That bench IS hot. You look awful tense, though.

What can I say, he has a cold dick.

Makes me shiver.

I do not have a cold dick thank you vary much.

*shivers*

A nor'easter is blowin' in.

Sigh...

Don't get jealous. Just rape me next time you see me.

There's enough room for EVERYONE!

Not if I get my way :P

Double penetration!

It's all the rage in France.

Nahhh I'm the jellous type. All those bitches got to be aprived by me if they want in your ass.

Is there some kind of form they can fill out.

Resume?

I'll have one drawn up in no time.

This is soooo beastiality.

"No it's not. You didn't know she was an ape when you had sex with her"

"...but I had sex with a dog too."

"Well, did you know it was a dog when you had sex with it?"

"...yeah"

*backs away*

Lmfao.

oh dear god! You know I didn't quite expect you to post this one. Oh well I guess it's to late now LOL.

Well, if you don't want a pic of yourself up I can pull it down ASAP.

Just say the word.

I did try to choose the one with the better "Unf" face though.

LOL! Really it's ok. I don't mind if you want to tante your page with my ugly mug.

Fair enough... but everyone thinks you're a sex gawd.

I'm sure there being polite.

I didn't realize subbing you was an option.

*flutters and faints.*

If you can catch me laying down...

...feel free to go hog wild.

Ha!!! this proves it your not that big tough wolf you try to act like you are

How did you unearth my horrible secret!

Hehe! Next time youre not fit, lemme now. ;)

Then I take your job. :P

I'm always fit to perform any task which is asked of me.

I'm a hard-ass American like that.

*waves disability check in the air*

it looks more like a massage than a rape. you still have your pants on...or are just that good to keep that decency in such a predicament?

Yeah, if my pants were around my ankles I would have SURELY been ejected from the lobby.

is that why you have a buttonable rape hole in back?

No, that's I can shit without getting out of suit.

it's the furry fandom, every hole is open game.... mine only with an invitation.

Wow, I guess you just never know huh? Looks like he got you good.. :P
You know, now that some of your fans see that they have a chance, you may have to watch yer ass. How metal is having to use one of those donut-shaped air cushions so you wont have to sit on a multi-raped ass? :P

Being a part of the hotel staff that night must have been quite interesting. Dude in leather in a wolf-suit getting faux-railed by another dude on one of their nice benches.. Good times.

yeah, the employees looked pretty uncomfortable.

Starkraven, I so envy you. XD

Take him down another notch! HAH!!

Don't be jealous. Just knock him down and take his place.

Haha, I hope to.

oh my. how fun is that you shouldn't take advantage of the drunk or should you :O I dunno...though anything with its legs spread out is an obvious sign of what's to come.
(I can't seem to find you on yahoo maybe its cause I get on at the wrong times.)

I'm not on all that often

oh my...

...gawd.

NOW THATS A PARTY!




*giggles* in your ass

Fuck yeah it's a party! I hope you brought a side-dish to share.

why it just so happens I did *brings in a tray covered in naughty toys*



omg lol i totally like how everyone in the background is just sitting around like nothings happening while u get raped

Yeah, I know, what a bunch of assholes.

"That fursuiter just wants attention, let's just ignore him."

"Oh wait! There goes a goofey bunny rabbit who can't talk, let's all take pics"

*stuffs rubber muzzle between your cheeks*

smell or no smell i will die happy. *chomps*

What a vulgar lil' kitten

*sprays you with the water bottle*

Lol ya hump him

Don't worry, I have an incredibly powerful sphincter, no one can get in without MY permission.

Wow. No one in that room either cares or is aware that Metal is getting raped.

But then again, the slut was asking for it, wearing all those tight leathers. Mmmmmmmm.

Yeah, I know, what a bunch of assholes.

"That fursuiter just wants attention, let's just ignore him."

"Oh wait! There goes a goofey bunny rabbit who can't talk, let's all take pics"

Lol xD

Oh lawdy!

let me guess you trip and their helping you up ;3

Yeah, but with more felony.

Hey, he's got some nice boots there.

I wonder what boots you wear...

Motorcycle boots. There HAS to be a pic of them somewhere in my gallery.

Hmmm. Haven't seen 'em yet. I'll happily take a closer look for you.

does.....not.....compute

Error ORA9000-162: Too much faggotry.

UNF

UNF UNF

Lol

So how was the backrub?

My back feels great but my asshole is killing me.

There's a cream for that.

banana cream!

Banana goes WHERE?!

I could totally turn this into a con caption :P

If you wanna... I got no problem.

when ya got the chance go see my section :P

I'm totally going to comment on this picture.

This comment is AMAZING

It isn't rape if you like it :P

LOL PWNED

DAMN im envious!

SURPRISE BUTTSMEX!!!

lol OWNED

heh, metal wolf became the pup for the night. :P~ *purrs*

i will marry you metalwoof.