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I KNOW ITS NOT ACTUALLY FURRY ART LMAO but i was pretty proud of this and decided to post it here because ANIMAL NAMES AND REFERENCES COUNT RIGHT, plus i hadn't posted anything here in a while
anyway heres my fave metal gear character
anyway heres my fave metal gear character
Category All / All
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Size 1280 x 1139px
File Size 323.1 kB
Even better, he's The Boss' son.
He mastered a complex, brand new martial art only known by two people by getting beaten up with it exactly once.
Ocelot is so quick he shot lighting out of the air, three times, with a single action revolver.
Ocelot once made a Spetznaz trooper scared enough to hide.
Ocelot was such a good shot he could shoot you in the back from the front.
Ocelot has never missed, because his bullets know he'll shoot them in the back if they do.
The only man Ocelot has ever failed to kill was the one who stole his heart.
Ocelot once killed a woman who couldn't be killed.
Ocelot was such a good spy he could successfully double cross people who didn't trust him in the first place.
Ocelot was so good at double crossing he once taught a brain damaged computer to do it.
Ocelot once double crossed the people who hired him to double cross someone else while he was triple crossing the third party so he could eventually double cross the President,and then eventually triple cross a bunch of computers, a dead man. a 100+ year old man, and himself.
Revolver Ocelot was so good at double crossing that the only person Ocelot couldn't double cross was himself. So Revolver Ocelot convinced himself he was someone else so he could double cross Revolver Ocelot.
Ocelot was so good at double crosses that even when he himself was double crossed the person doing it was actually double crossing themselves and helping him.
Ocelot once owned a giant submarine and mounted a mount Rushmore copy of his husbando's face on it's side. That's not badass, but no one was brave enough to tell him so.
Revolver Ocelot was so badass that only one of those things didn't happen.
He mastered a complex, brand new martial art only known by two people by getting beaten up with it exactly once.
Ocelot is so quick he shot lighting out of the air, three times, with a single action revolver.
Ocelot once made a Spetznaz trooper scared enough to hide.
Ocelot was such a good shot he could shoot you in the back from the front.
Ocelot has never missed, because his bullets know he'll shoot them in the back if they do.
The only man Ocelot has ever failed to kill was the one who stole his heart.
Ocelot once killed a woman who couldn't be killed.
Ocelot was such a good spy he could successfully double cross people who didn't trust him in the first place.
Ocelot was so good at double crossing he once taught a brain damaged computer to do it.
Ocelot once double crossed the people who hired him to double cross someone else while he was triple crossing the third party so he could eventually double cross the President,and then eventually triple cross a bunch of computers, a dead man. a 100+ year old man, and himself.
Revolver Ocelot was so good at double crossing that the only person Ocelot couldn't double cross was himself. So Revolver Ocelot convinced himself he was someone else so he could double cross Revolver Ocelot.
Ocelot was so good at double crosses that even when he himself was double crossed the person doing it was actually double crossing themselves and helping him.
Ocelot once owned a giant submarine and mounted a mount Rushmore copy of his husbando's face on it's side. That's not badass, but no one was brave enough to tell him so.
Revolver Ocelot was so badass that only one of those things didn't happen.
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