postal service wouldnt do shipping for anything longer than 3 meters and the blacksmith just couldnt be bothered to make a smaller one anymore

...And when the recipient realized that they were actually supposed to complete the assembly all by themselves despite their complete lack of skill, they decided to use the tip as a shield instead.

And I only just noticed that now.

Its like ikea, at the end theres always some part left over!

Medigoron sucks.

Aw, don´t be so hard on the poor rolling rock - He´s really trying his best.

... That sword is way too big! How is that possible to hold without using two hands?!

The blade is forged out of an alloy that includes a significant quantity of repulsium antigravite, a substance with the peculiar property to fall upwards, thus greatly reducing it´s actual weight and making it barely heavier than your average sword, all without compromising it´s solidity. In fact, pure refined repulsium is used as a means of keeping flying ships in the air...

Oh, and should one desire to wield it two-handedly, the hilt is of course long enough to do that, as well.

well, obiously that;s why he broke off half of it! to make it easier to wield