YOURE GOING WILD WITH THESE PUNS

I bet that belly is so tall from being so fat, it's gonna sunburn in a bullseye sort of pattern. :B Though wait, do dragons even sunburn though

I assure you, we dragons are fireproof. So OBVIOUSLY that blocks out sunBURNS... right?

*cut to an hour later when, oh no*

God has punished you for your hubris, you(r belly) rose too close to the sun and now the very tiniest layer of your skin or scales or whatever you have, it's been irreparably char-broiled into ashes

It's horrible :c How're you ever going to deal with losing that .000057%th of a pound of dead skin cells

this joke took too much effort and isn't turning out very well sheesh

Am I the only one noticing the detached tail here

(It's buried in the sand)

Quite a long tail to stretch that far and still have that much sticking out.

But my tail IS supposed to be that long

Never said it wasn't, just expressing my amazement at such a long tail.